i was going to get my stiches out today,
i thought that my host family would take me to a doctor,
instead they take me to the next door neighbor (a chemist), a big burly bloke... 6'10, big mucles, fingers the size of suasage rolls....
he pulls out a little bag with surgery tools and a bottle of Ether (stuff that REAL doctors have acess to)
he dabs a little bit of ether on my chin and pulls out the first stich and then he took a sniff of the ether bottle,
and then he put a bit more ether on my chin and pulls out the second stich,
after another inhailing of the ether he attempts the 3rd stich, it proves to be a difficult little "Fila de Puta" as he called it....
after a another sniff of the ether, he gives up and tells me to come back tommorow so he can have another go at it....
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i thought this was quite funny..... if not stupid
luv from uncle chester |