Melbourne climbers beware, if you climb with KP, you need to consider a few things.
1. You need to "hip and shoulder" through the hordes of ladies surrounding him when he takes his shirt off just to be able to put him on belay.
2. He has a "++18cm" ape factor which he uses to cheat past crux moves on lots of routes.
3. Expect your entire shopping budget to go on chocalate.
4. He will love you and leave you, just like he did to me ;(
Good luck finding someone though KP.
Phil |