A trad climber and a boulderer were having a few beers in the pines, after several beers the boulderer turned to the beard stroker and said, " If I went round to your place while you were climbing, drank your beer, got a bl**job off your wife, then had sex with her and she got pregnant, would that make us related?" The traddy stroked his beard slowly and turned to the young boulderer and said,"I don't know about related, but it would definitely make us even." |