Some of my fav Homer quotes-
"I can't be too fat - I'm alive aren't I?"
"Oooooow, Public Transports for jerks and lesbians"
"When I put on these shorts, I'm not your father anymore, and judging by how tight they are, I'm never going to be anyone else's either"
"Oh boy, dinner time! The perfect break between work and drunk. "
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