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General Climbing Discussion
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15-Jul-2008 At 11:16:58 AM |
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On 14/07/2008 evanbb wrote:
>On 14/07/2008 superbumbly wrote:
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>What's an Umbly? And how can one possibly be superb?
"superb umbly" genus; gymasium wankersaurus. Mythical creature now found in abundance due to the creation of artificial environs in the CBD, Nunawading & Altona. Often in the company of it's progeny, it is relegated to the task of belay bitch for extended periods of time. Recognisable features include pattern baldness and thickening waistline. Yearns to visit the crag environment more often in order to return to its natural state of "umbly", but can't because it's wife/boss/mortgage/responsibilities won't let him.
"Umbly" : genus; dinosaur traditionalus, a shy and retiring creature, with little or no desire to climb anything harder than a grade 19. Spent most of the eighties and early nineties staring in awe at feats of strength and endurance of the New Wave. Can be recognised by its oversized rack and the sound of its Bumbly Bells.
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