General Climbing Discussion

Topic	Date	User
Climbing trip used as a date - thoughts?	24-May-2007 At 10:12:04 AM	BadBrad of the Isles
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It's really quite simple as guys are quite simple when you boil it down. 1) Arrange date making it clear you will drive. 2) Pick him up but make sure the entire inside of your car except for one small area for driving vision is covered with hardcore p0rnography. 3) Garnish liberally with an assortment of strategiaclly placed s3x toys. 4) Greet him with the line "i hope you bought a lot of water because its going to be a long day" Guaranteed results*. * Disclaimer: This may contain traces of nuts.

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