Mouldy salad, or one filled with catterpillers, is always good value. When you sit down for some lunch, completely ravenous, roll out you moutain bread, open up the salad, grab a handful, stick it on the bread, and then notice that it is furry, or moving.... Hmmm, Maybe just plain bread today, ....Oh, hangon, I just put slime all over it....! Anyone got any spare food? |