Challange the intruder to a duel with your toothbrushes, then when he/she is reaching for their brush, quickly chuck a bit handfull of chalk in their eyes! If the WWF wrestling ive watched is any guide, they will fall over and be totally defenceless for a good couple of minutes....Enough time for you to triumphantly finish the traverse, pose for the adoring crowd, and beat a hasty retreat. |