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Chockstone Forum - General Discussion
General Climbing Discussion
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Friday Funnies |
5-Jul-2013 At 11:49:21 AM |
MrsM10iswhereitsat.
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Thank you for the picture Mr M9, as it helps illustrate the comments well.
On 29/06/2013 Mr BA wrote:
>On 28/06/2013 MrsM10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>>Derek my M10 love decided to try a bit of footie diversification the other
>>day after seeing that mural in a paddock beside the airfield that caused
>>such a commotion.
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>And how many people noticed that the kangaroo was mating with a MALE lion?
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>What does that say about the sexuality of Australian rugby players?
Or bookies for that matter too Mr BA.
Derek my M10 love thought you were suggesting he is some kind of perverse diverse for going to a rugby game. I won’t tell you what he told me to reply to you when he read your post, but for the record dearie, the gist of it was that the roo is using the lion rather than meaningful bonding due there being no love involved! Which bought to mind this old joke.
Chinese bride.
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss ask...Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence...this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...
"Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori??
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