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13-Mar-2009 12:29:10 PM
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Hello dear Chockstoners. Enough nerdyness now Mr IdratherbeclimbingM9. Let's get back on topic shall we?
Derek my M10 love says that you lot need to take a black box with you when you go to
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Moonarie since many of you are off flying with the fairies! He gave me this funny to post to back up his logic.
There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for
the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al but I'm
gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane.'
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked?
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'
The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe-esant
orange panties.'
'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.
The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...'
'What? ' 'Are you sure? ' 'No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I
ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first.
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13-Mar-2009 1:30:50 PM
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Discussions about motivation posters elsewhere on chockstone reminded me of this one: http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/20/633601391094754306-irony.jpg
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13-Mar-2009 2:31:03 PM
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He he. Irony, the most powerful force in the universe. Karma is nothing but irony misunderstood.
A joke for the nerds, well, a bumpersticker:
There are l0 people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.
And for the others, to steal from Paul.
A blonde walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so he gave her one.
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13-Mar-2009 2:59:35 PM
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On 13/03/2009 hero wrote:
>There are 10 people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.
How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?
57006
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13-Mar-2009 3:02:04 PM
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On 13/03/2009 hero wrote:
>A blonde walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so he gave her one.
I've heard this one as "A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre so the bartender gave it to her".
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14-Mar-2009 9:11:43 AM
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Q. How does an Eskimo build a house?
A. He glues it.
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14-Mar-2009 10:15:14 AM
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On 14/03/2009 pmonks wrote:
>Q. How does an Eskimo build a house?
>A. He glues it.
thats one of the worst ever ;)
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14-Mar-2009 11:09:27 AM
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Whats an IG?
An eskimo's house without a dunny.
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16-Mar-2009 10:19:27 AM
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Q. whats black and screaming
A. stevie wonder answering the iron
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16-Mar-2009 10:49:35 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud and then go back across the road ?
Because he was a dirty double crosser !
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20-Mar-2009 5:02:09 PM
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Wot, no Phriday Phunnies yet.
Why are peas small and green?
Because if they were big and red they would be a fire truck.
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20-Mar-2009 5:20:41 PM
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On 14/03/2009 anthonyk wrote:
>On 14/03/2009 pmonks wrote:
>>Q. How does an Eskimo build a house?
>>A. He glues it.
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>thats one of the worst ever ;)
Well if we're plumbing the depths:
A man told a friend ten puns to see if any would get a laugh. No pun in ten did.
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20-Mar-2009 8:15:27 PM
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.
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20-Mar-2009 10:10:57 PM
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Whats worse than having a scout in your pocket.
A brownie in your pants!
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21-Mar-2009 12:10:40 AM
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how many alzheimer patients does it take to change a lightbulb??
to get to the other side
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21-Mar-2009 6:17:42 AM
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Totally non-PC joke here, so apologies in advance if I offend anyone...
Q. What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
A. Not being crippled!
(surprisingly a seppo told me that joke!)
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27-Mar-2009 9:15:03 AM
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why did the mexican take his wife to the cliff?
tequila
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27-Mar-2009 9:28:36 AM
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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic and an insomniac?
Someone who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
(Dyslexics of the World Untie!)
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27-Mar-2009 12:23:02 PM
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Hear about the devil-worshipping, dyslexic insomniac?
He would lie awake all night wondering if there really was a Santa.
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27-Mar-2009 7:27:12 PM
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a six seater plan crashed into a cemetary today and so far 250 bodys have been recovered.
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