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pick up lines

ShinToe Warrior
12:43:04 PM
On 26/05/2005 Uncle Chester wrote:
>im going out tonite to try and get some "Luv-ing"... Im going to a pijama
>how could a girl turn this down????
>uncle chester might get lucky????
OK, remember to refrain from simply grabbing at someone you like :)
2:56:13 PM
I once put a card up at coles... " Wanted... lead climbing partner... MUST have great rack. contact... etc.. " did no good coz it was gone 2 days later... hahahahahahah

Uncle Chester
9:21:47 AM
On 26/05/2005 Uncle Chester wrote:
>uncle chester might get lucky????

what a great party...
its was an open bar, so that means trouble...
anyaw long story short
Had a bit too much to drink and i lost my boxers...

and still... no luv for uncle chester (sniffle sniffle)

9:32:53 AM
hehe did u try out some of the classic lines on this thread?

hehe how bout some rejection lines to dish out to a climber who has failed miserably in their attempt to pick u up?

like: THAT'S your massive nut set u were tellin me bout? I thought they were micros...

or: i bought a nut tool with a knife attached the other week and i just found a use for it. do u still want me to play with your nuts?

10:56:41 AM
*cringe at the thought*
sorry to hear chester, maybe if u went without the boxers, u might get somewhere!!!

2:02:59 PM
if one were, say, grading might approach a female wiht a large red apple and query, 'do you mind if i put my big red delicious inyour box?'
purely hypothetical situation of course, noone would be stupid enough toactuallyuse thatone, would they?!!
you can also have a lot of fun wiht pink lady's
thats allfornow folks, its myfortnightlyshower time

3:09:16 PM
i would love to be ther (with a video camera) if anyone did actually try any of these, if anyone is planning on it can u tell me?
9:46:10 AM
how funny would it be if you ACTUALLY lost a few nuts and asked if someone had them and you got slapped or kicked you know where!
7:33:07 PM
how would you like to come on a hot and wet adventure in queensland with me?

10:52:38 PM
How would you like to come on a cold dry Adventurer like me?
10:24:16 AM
ew you climbers are disgusting!

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