General Climbing Discussion

Author	Havachatwithhexy...
HEX 2-Apr-2005 2:41:05 PM	-------------------------- goshen 1/04/2005 >At the risk of getting this all wrong, I got a txt message from somebody unknown at >6:30am this morning and it was: >"There has been a massive landslide and the Werribee Gorge Climbing area is now in >the river at the bottom of the hill". Hmmmmmm ... --------------------------------
HEX 2-Apr-2005 2:56:35 PM	--------------------------- BA 1/04/2005 >11 Hexes are by far the most common bits of booty I've ever found. Why is that? They >have all been on ledges or extremely easy to get out. Could it be that the second >decided that they were far to heavy/awkward/uncool to be seen with? ... The drilled-out # 11 Hexyz are waaaaaay-cool & VEEERRRRY sexy... just make sure ya don't fall too far/hard onto them ... --------------------------
HEX 2-Apr-2005 3:05:18 PM	------------------------------------- " C'mon Hexy !!! --- you can do it !!! --- achieving Australiaz first cyber-climbing-mullineeum-thread is tricky but doable ...itz just like this climb--- just chalk-up, slap !!! to the sloper, grityateeth... and pretend that your in the middle of ya prostate-gland-examination-session ..." -------------------------------------
HEX 2-Apr-2005 4:16:08 PM	------------------------------------- phil_nev 9/07/2004 >NEWSFLASH: >Joe O and Toby Pola have been involved in a fight with the stupid yanks in Nowra. Joe >has a broken nose and toby has three broken fingers. However, by all acounts, the >yanks came away far worse... http://www.pinnaclesports.com.au/article_info.php?articles_id=41 Scroll-down to see a smiley, gothic-looking Joey ... -------------------------------------
HEX 2-Apr-2005 4:29:01 PM	----------------------------- http://www.chockstone.org/Forum/Forum.asp?ForumID=1&Action=Profile&UserName=climbau It feels like yar sittin' on me lap !!! ... Mmmmmmmmm ... garlic-breath... -----------------------------
HEX 2-Apr-2005 4:49:35 PM	----------------------------- ----------------------------- dalai 1/04/2005 >Big bump for a worthy cause...[' Safer Cliffs Victoria is in urgent need of ...' ] Itz actually a lot bigger than just Safer Cliffs Victoria ! ... some excellent ' heritage ' piccies here too ... http://www.safercliffs.org/code/network.html ........................... Topic Date User THE AUSTRALIAN RE, RETRO-BOLTING OPEN FORUM Wednesday, 4 February 2004, hex- TROLL : >Hopefully 'Re-pair the crags Vic' (take out the DOT-GOV 'detonator' word : >i.e. 'bolt'),can gradually get some funky synergies happening with the VCC... While youz didn't quite adopt Hexyz new name for Rebolt Victoria , youz did take out the detonator ... Well done, dudes!!:-) ----------------------------------------
HEX 2-Apr-2005 5:10:58 PM	--------------------------------- Topic Date User THE AUSTRALIAN RE, RETRO-BOLTING OPEN FORUM Tuesday, 13 April 2004, kieranl : >Have you guys just got back to work from Easter and have no real work to do? Rarely >have I seen so much ineffectual garbage produced on one day. >Are climbing grading systems flawed? Do climbers have egos? Does the Pope >fantasise about the girl with big tits when he was at school in Poland ?? Even doing that won't save him now ... >Pope moves ever closer to death >POPE John Paul II was near death early today, with the Vatican saying his condition >had worsened overnight and a Cardinal saying he was "already *touching the Lord* "... --------------------------
HEX 2-Apr-2005 5:33:21 PM	------------------------- Themuthaofallsimul-climbingfallz ... http://www.suntimes.co.za/2004/08/22/lifestyle/travel/travel01.asp The bloke at the top of the press-ar-piss, holding the swissarmyknife : " You're already *touching the void* ! --- Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa !!! " -------------------------
HEX 2-Apr-2005 6:16:14 PM	----------------------------------- Haston on the Hilary Step ... Doug Scott, Aus-slide-show-tour 1980z : " Had Dougal fallen off here, he would have landed in Nepal & I would have jumped into Tibet to save the both of us !! " ... -------------------------------
HEX 2-Apr-2005 6:20:40 PM	Neilo : >do daaa do da daaay. Look at that interesting tree... ----------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------- 1000MEGAPOSTS ABOUT TO HIT DA THREAD ...
alrob 2-Apr-2005 6:39:03 PM
HEX 2-Apr-2005 7:20:04 PM	" AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!! " BUMP************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************* *********************************************************************************
alrob 2-Apr-2005 11:53:29 PM	looky what i found.........have you been sleeping around with the russian mafia again hexy? making some "home movies" and distributing them on DVD? now you know how the triads and the irish are going to respond to your infidelity.....
HEX 3-Apr-2005 10:06:56 AM	********************************************************************** ********************************************************************** ********************************************************************** ******************************************************** BUMP Sssssshhhhhh !!!, Alrob --- I hope Baurock doesn't translate that;-) ........................................... goldybear 2/04/2005 >If you can absolutely, positively predict that your head will never be struck by >rock, ice, gear, your buddy, crampons, the ground, the cliff or anything else that >can damage it, then you don't need a helmet... Nick Kaz 3/04/2005 >Or you need to find somewhere more intresting to climb... Wha ?? Where ?? --- Totem Pole ala Paul Pritchard ?? :P ----------------------------------------
HEX 3-Apr-2005 3:41:27 PM	------------------------------ Pope on a rope... The Pope & I, we were great mates ! we often climbed at Mount Arapiles. We chose The Dramp... I'm not sure why It always troubles my mental-crap-police... He led on-up, he climbed on-out... & clipped that dodgy #4 Friend at the lip. While under-clinging that 21 crux, he took a nasty slip !! Belaying from the bumper-guard of his shiny Pope-mobill, I watched in awe as his runners ripped & he tumbled down that quartzite hill, cursing the devil & the pill ... His crucifix , it shonn so bright ! His white-robes covered in blood ... " Damn you HEX !!! , must it end like this ?? " as the amboz, copz & papparartzi arrive, he quivered in the mud... ...whilst distant cattle chewed nonchalantly on their rich-green-tasty crud ... I glanced out left, across the plainz, the falcons darting thru the eucalypts ... I write this now, I know itz ruff... But it tickles my creative catalyst ! ------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- steph 31/03/2005 >Here's a gem for your collection: ....................... Gutter Rat of the Pines, oh for sure Little Mac will remind of his greatness Sabu and he, post smut constantly WhilST mods shake their heads in disdainment. Chockstoners alike talk smut day and night of their passion for altitude sport We differ in methods, in opinions and ethics And the morals of climbing we're taught. Chippers like rhinkle chip holes in the rock Replacing the natural beauty With gym replications of holds-------what a crock! Personally i reckon they're fruity. Aiders alike haul all up the wall If all else fails -- grab a draw! Is it a sport? not like climbing its naught This is an art of much more. Chalk junkies use, chalk junkies abuse Tannin's become 'Join the dots.' If all else fails reach behind---chalk avails! Don't be worried, I'm sure you've got lots! But like most of us here, we all climb with no fear I take off my hat to you all. For we differ a lot, but on rock we're all hot And would give anything for a good cold beer... ........................... I agree with a cheer ! :-) -------------------------------------
HEX 3-Apr-2005 6:40:11 PM	--------------------------- Rich 3/04/2005 >HTB Harder Than Before... Yep ! --- amazing how some climbs can seem totally different/more difficult, 2nd time 'round ... " This is not the way that I remember it here ??!! " Luv HEX & Iva Davies ... ------------------------
HEX 4-Apr-2005 12:18:02 PM	----------------------------- http://www Heeeyyy !!! --- it worked !! --- Hexy just invented a new cyber-transfer-piccy-trick ! Rich --- classic foto,dude ... you look like the levitating-bloke from the Madness-musical-video-clip... minus the saxaphone ... ----------------------------------
HEX 4-Apr-2005 12:48:02 PM	...in fact, seems ya don't even need the http://www ... [ photo ] Adski --- this is a very disturbing transition ... but then again... the male-journo who accompanied the 1953 Everest Expedition, ended up having a sex-change ... ---------------------------------------
HEX 4-Apr-2005 12:56:54 PM	------------------------------- Neil, 4/4/5 : >I am going to continue in my attempts to minimize chalk use... This ' theme ' would make a very good editorial-topic for Rock-mag ...it really does need a ' conscious-raising ' etc, etc ,etc ... ------------------------------- Itz also about wiping-away the mind sweat ... HEX 17 Jan : >Master of 'static' climbing, Simon Parsons , once explained to Hexy, that the >occasional chalking-up on a route, gave him time to ' think ' --- time to stop,rest and >let the beta-sequence of the next, immediate set of moves (re)group in his mind, so >that they would flow smoothly,elegantly & ' statically ' , once his brain gave the >command for his body to action any re-programmed instructions... ----------------------------
Rich 4-Apr-2005 12:59:44 PM	On 4/04/2005 HEX wrote: >----------------------------- > >Heeeyyy !!! --- it worked !! --- Hexy just invented a new cyber-transfer-piccy-trick >! > >Rich --- classic foto,dude ... you look like the levitating-bloke from >the Madness-musical-video-clip... minus the saxaphone ... > >---------------------------------- thanks man. its a shame my photographer didn't take a sequence like on toby's but this was before the mass digital age i guess. don't know the madness clip, more info?

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