General Climbing Discussion

Author	Havachatwithhexy...
HEX 23-Mar-2005 8:25:26 PM	On 9/03/2005 HEX wrote : > >Magine if the internet had been around in 1965 !!! --- da moderators woodabeen >flat-out keeping-up with this lot , especially Bob " Yeeaaarrrrhhhh --- >and why don't you just shut ya f#ckin' p#ss fl#ps !!! " Bull ... Thatz Mike Stone, 3rd from left ...
HEX 23-Mar-2005 8:35:14 PM	---------------------------- While the AIDdax die-jests the 'chicken sh#t' bait & goes off & sulks for a while, in the gloomy-putrid depths of the Zulu-watering-hole ...we can get this thread etc,etc,etc ... ---------------------------- alrob : >you'd even pull up a chair to read the latest garble HEX has dragged back out from the >80's to show us all how sleeping around, eating dirt, falling 12 meters onto a number 2 >RP and calling it a then modern day classic is all the rage ! ................. Topic Date User climbing psychology Wednesday, 23 March 2005 bradc : >saw a reference to the below linked article in an American climbing mag. An >interesting read and might explain why some people spend so much time on >chockstone, myself included, and not working! apparently we're also "more likely to >abuse drugs, gamble, commit crimes, and be promiscuous" sounds good, although >the counter to this is that: >"High-risk takers are easily bored and may suffer low job satisfaction" and may "have >a hard time deriving meaning and purpose from everyday life." http://cms.psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-19941101-000027.html ........................ adski : >and especially for introducing us to Agnes "group sex is great when everyone's into it" >and her friends. Cheers! ........................ Thankz fa keeping da dream alive, guyz !!! laklusta [is that you Damey ?...] : >You, Hex, on the other hand are wise and I reckon you can tell when help is truly >needed. Please Hex, what should I do?... The answers are all here, grass-hopper ...if not, then maybe, ya just need ta get a real hair-cut 'n' get a ............... F@#$$'N' LIFE !!! Luv HEX;-) ---------------------------------------------------
HEX 23-Mar-2005 9:11:56 PM	-------------------------------- Topic Date User classic climbing shot Wednesday, 23 March 2005, rhinckle: .......................... Message : ( _!_ ) ........................... Hexy seems to be the only one who has the extraordinary-visionary-capacity to decipher this ... Itz Eric "you guys ! you guys !! --- Hexy mentioned me on Havachatwithhexy !!! ... so eatsh#t'n'dieKyle !!! " Cartman , half way up El Cap, sitting on a belay-seat, facing towards the rock-face, about to take a dump ... hoping it splatz fair&square on ... " TIM-AAAAAAAAAAA-IIIIIIIIIIIII-RRRRRRRRRRRRR !!! " But then again, up-side-down-miss-pat, it could be Kieran with eyes-clenched-closed,and hands over his ears ... " See no HEX ; hear no HEX ..." B&T : >You add nothing to this topic kieranl except ridicule and abuse... Kieran : >What I add to this topic is my integrity. I stand by my comments... I read Hex's comments because I care and I respond to them because I care ! Thanx for mellowing-out, since the caudron-daze, Kieran --- If Hexy has reformed you then anythingz possible ... :-) Luv HEX ... --------------------------------------
HEX 23-Mar-2005 9:36:15 PM	On 22/11/2004 HEX wrote: > >" Oooooooorrrrrrrrr --- checkthisplaceout !!! --- I hope this Adz-dude > likes VB's ... " Adz !!! --- you been gone long time, bro --- come back & visit Hexy sometime soon ...before a Bass-Strait-tsunami wipes out da tree-house ... ------------------------------------
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Phil Box 24-Mar-2005 10:26:16 AM	************************************************** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ************************************************** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cyber mangrove forest cos they are much better at absorbing the effects of a tsunami wave.
HEX 24-Mar-2005 12:51:15 PM	Hmmmmmm ... Mangrove-crabs in Mango sauce ... ---------------------------------------------- oweng 24/03/2005 >Jeez you blokes must put in big days! A typical day on Mt Wellington for me is one big >multipitch route (about 100m in 3 or 4 pitches), then one single pitch trad or sport route to >finish. It often takes a lot of time finding the route your after, and finding a way to get back >down at Mt Wellington..... Plus its normally about 10 degrees which makes the irresistable >draw of the pub/bakeries too strong! Make the most of it , Oweng ! --- apparently the Tasdotgov is quietly under-taking(hehehe...), a major-land-slip study for Mt Wellington , cos they reckon that the Organ Pipes could collapse any day now and wipe-out half of Hobart --- including the Cascade Brewery:D -----------------------------
Nick Kaz 24-Mar-2005 3:23:44 PM	On 24/03/2005 HEX wrote: >Make the most of it , Oweng ! --- apparently the Tasdotgov is quietly >under-taking(hehehe...), a major-land-slip study for Mt Wellington , cos >they reckon that the Organ Pipes could collapse any day now and wipe-out >half of Hobart --- including the Cascade Brewery:D > >----------------------------- Wipe out Cascade Brewery? A brewery for crissakes! How can you smile about that! Very un-Australian hexy!
HEX 24-Mar-2005 5:25:12 PM	------------------------- I dunno about that, dude !! --- I thought it was now hip for all the aussie-yobbo-beer-swilling-'real'-Australians to become wine-sipping-fags these days:P '...2002 Cobaw Ridge Chardonnay Total barrel fermentation in French oak and extended time on lees has given this wine an intensive structure. Rich full and long but still with our trade mark lick of acid on the finish...' '...lick of acid..' ?? Mike TS : >Even drugs get integrated into the climbing experience: I think that in Yosemite in the 70s >LSD was considered part of the climbing equipment... dalai 24/03/2005 >Freudian slip BA? Cobaw Ridge is winery... Nevamind the Freudian slips ...they make a damn-fine sip ... & itz a bloody good leg-opener too... ;-) ------------------------------
LittleMac 25-Mar-2005 5:41:19 PM	Little Mac He will post-back To remind us of his greatness... It could be said His posts were read Into the nights long lateness ... And then there was hex who liked pistols and sex and all of his posts they were aimless And in Damos head, Many posts too, he fledged But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless M8 took a long look Then proceeded to use a bat hook And climbed where before it was climbless Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn Who would buy a used cam from this man? And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s) TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts And Dr Simey said enough of that smut And after much trauma, we did all stress less.... The cauldron it simmered The black art of preclipping As stirring, Hexy said “Your all heartless!” "PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil But I don't want to die he did snivel And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless" "We’ll make it a date so don’t turn up late!" Said Onsight slopping beer all over the red dress Hexie in anguish she sighed, “Honestly! (& cried)!! I’m going outside, where it smells less” Mr Monteith he did take a whipper And he caught it on, film what a ripper Gee golly gosh that did hurt and and i've probably learnt, that it would help much more if I sweat less Romfrantic free flying spirit Did laugh out loud for a minute, Then scraped it together for a Maoist’s misty mountain trip, receiptless! WM observed quietly When information requests came nightly, Ahem, there’s another, (ahem), w(m)ebsite … for info regardless! From Moderation Peak on high Dalai he spied Too many spam things getting time online, So gentle advice he imbued and when they refused, he made sure their efforts were rewardless. Said simey, "A piton (s) would help here" But others said "NO, it's got history" Despite this and that you can't hide the fact, the crack is much safer regardless. The Ghetto was Shaggy's fine home A table his surfboard did make. Till one drunken night, the board caught alight, and the crowd cheered, all remorseless rhinckle he roamed, & near Wabbit Wocks he did zone Putting up lines in abundance to play on, Till the quandary came up are they climbs or they not?, for on boulders you can climb on them gearless. gfdonc is his name and climbings the game Of which there isn’t much out there he’s ‘fraid of, FA’s are the fame but its children who came, to keep his climbing time peerless. And when Mike retired in the year of our Lord Two Thousand, no hundred and Eighty Four The Chockstone site continued to grow on*(*Fascinating the throng), with its timeless & very impressive deathlessness. Dear Hex it was said, I have lost my head Where once I was strong, I now can't hang on So keep on going up, keep climbing don't stop, and the result will be lackless Dried Rat once said To Balls Pyramid or Bust But S.Carter and crew, said this you musn't do So they''ll hire a yacht and climb up to the top, let's pray that the Phasmids aren't homeless. Oweng expatriated to Tassie not content with Arapiles & to where retreating from big climbs can be a fashion, Though a thumb bending South gave rise to the thought, that bouldering sans a mat could be pointless. Ed Frilly lurked up with anonanimity in his cup, and took issue with the ethics of cut ‘n’ pasting, Traditionalist he is, so ‘outings’ not in!, therefore most on this site remain clueless. Climbau harks from up border way and loves a good self portrait, Evolvings the game, within climbing moments the same, So he manages to get up many an offwidth even bigbro-less! Phil Box he cruised off on a big ship which had a knock, in its gearbox or somewhere disastrous, He maintained his good humour and put paid to the rumours, that climbers can’t fix things rewardless. BA scribe of history extraordinaire many a fact with us all did share, And well respected by us are his thoughts on all matters, It isn’t a joke when grading system changes are proposed; so politely he said “ Don’t be ruthless”. A is for Aiders and M for mechanics A all the way, enough of the romantics It's a matter of grading, which is sometimes most draining, but alas for the M it is toothless Hocking and Stone, pioneers of their day Up the Bard they did wander, without much delay Without protection or general direction, classics they sang and classic they climbed and of all this we are doubtless
sabu 25-Mar-2005 9:11:16 PM	ahahahhaha that's classic!!!! nice one!!! an obvious result of boredom but never the less funny!!!
HEX 26-Mar-2005 1:50:10 PM	-------------------------------- BoaredOfTheRings 26/03/2005 >Can you guys just PM this dribble? >ahahahhaha that's classic!!!! nice one!!! -------------------------------- Little Mac --- congratulations for winning the Chockstone Open ... the winning score ? luv ! ... -------------------------------
HEX 26-Mar-2005 2:08:58 PM	------------------------------------- http://www.ice-factor.co.uk/getimage.aspx.ID-13715.gif- " C'mon Hexy !!! --- gimme something etc,etc,etc to hook into !!! " Yeah, yeah ! --- settled down, dude ... I've been nurturing Little Mac ... a very demanding cyber-child indeed ! ... -------------------------------------
HEX 26-Mar-2005 3:47:31 PM	On 21/03/2005 Onsight wrote: >Kisses Hexie. Big wet sloppy tongue-in-your-ear-cyber-kisses. >xx It neva quite reached me, Simey --- try a XXX one instead ! ... and leave the XXXX in Cube-Arse's fridge ... ........................................ Topic Date User how to ask someone out on a climbing date Tuesday, 3 August 2004. Joe : >Wow Kenny you really do know me so well... I know a guy called Ben C who is >always in a predicament like this. Just last Easter he was commenting to me >how much he was in love with a certain girl from Victoria (formerly tasmania) >who is going out with a strong melbourne boulderer (aka JK). Ben is also >always talking to me about this girl in the Blue Mountains... I think her name is >Monique. Whenever I talk to him it's always monique this and that... how her >name rolls off the tongue like a sweet french pastry, and when he goes to the >crag with her, he can think of nothing but her petiteness against his pasty >body. Maybe that's why a well known climbing photographer was so anti a >certain route that he did.... hmmm. Perhaps there was something going on >behind the scenes? Be careful flirting with Hexy , Simey ! --- if the '... sweet french pastry ...' finds-out , she might go & elope with Mr pasty-white-bot-bot ... Luuuuuuv HEX:-))) --------------------------------
LittleMac 26-Mar-2005 9:38:09 PM	On 26/03/2005 HEX wrote: >------------------------------------- >" C'mon Hexy !!! --- gimme something etc,etc,etc to hook into !!! " > >Yeah, yeah ! --- settled down, dude ... I've been nurturing Little Mac >... a very demanding cyber-child indeed ! ... >------------------------------------- > I need all the nurturing I can get Hexy, and I promise I've been working really hard and trying to do all the things you tell me, please don't beat me any more, please I promise I'll be good....................
LittleMac 26-Mar-2005 9:42:48 PM	On 26/03/2005 HEX wrote: >Little Mac --- congratulations for winning the Chockstone Open ... the >winning score ? luv ! ... There's so many people I'd like to thank, gee this is so unexpected where do I start (excited wiggling motion), first I'd like to thank Mike for giving me somewhere to train and work at my skills, I'd like to thank M8 and sabu for always being there when I needed someone to talk to, and last but not least I'd like to thank Hexy for taking a chance on an unknown kid and without whom I may never have aspired to reach such heights.................................
sabu 26-Mar-2005 10:08:44 PM	cool i got a mention!!! i feel special!!!
LittleMac 26-Mar-2005 10:21:02 PM	Little Mac He will post-back To remind us of his greatness... It could be said His posts were read Into the nights long lateness ... And then there was hex who liked pistols and sex and all of his posts they were aimless And in Damos head, Many posts too, he fledged But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless M8 took a long look Then proceeded to use a bat hook And climbed where before it was climbless Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn Who would buy a used cam from this man? And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s) TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts And Dr Simey said enough of that smut And after much trauma, we did all stress less.... The cauldron it simmered The black art of preclipping As stirring, Hexy said “Your all heartless!” "PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil But I don't want to die he did snivel And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless" "We’ll make it a date so don’t turn up late!" Said Onsight slopping beer all over the red dress Hexie in anguish she sighed, “Honestly! (& cried)!! I’m going outside, where it smells less” Mr Monteith he did take a whipper And he caught it on, film what a ripper Gee golly gosh that did hurt and and i've probably learnt, that it would help much more if I sweat less Romfrantic free flying spirit Did laugh out loud for a minute, Then scraped it together for a Maoist’s misty mountain trip, receiptless! WM observed quietly When information requests came nightly, Ahem, there’s another, (ahem), w(m)ebsite … for info regardless! From Moderation Peak on high Dalai he spied Too many spam things getting time online, So gentle advice he imbued and when they refused, he made sure their efforts were rewardless. Said simey, "A piton (s) would help here" But others said "NO, it's got history" Despite this and that you can't hide the fact, the crack is much safer regardless. The Ghetto was Shaggy's fine home A table his surfboard did make. Till one drunken night, the board caught alight, and the crowd cheered, all remorseless rhinckle he roamed, & near Wabbit Wocks he did zone Putting up lines in abundance to play on, Till the quandary came up are they climbs or they not?, for on boulders you can climb on them gearless. gfdonc is his name and climbings the game Of which there isn’t much out there he’s ‘fraid of, FA’s are the fame but its children who came, to keep his climbing time peerless. And when Mike retired in the year of our Lord Two Thousand, no hundred and Eighty Four The Chockstone site continued to grow on*(*Fascinating the throng), with its timeless & very impressive deathlessness. Dear Hex it was said, I have lost my head Where once I was strong, I now can't hang on So keep on going up, keep climbing don't stop, and the result will be lackless Dried Rat once said To Balls Pyramid or Bust But S.Carter and crew, said this you musn't do So they''ll hire a yacht and climb up to the top, let's pray that the Phasmids aren't homeless. Oweng expatriated to Tassie not content with Arapiles & to where retreating from big climbs can be a fashion, Though a thumb bending South gave rise to the thought, that bouldering sans a mat could be pointless. Ed Frilly lurked up with anonanimity in his cup, and took issue with the ethics of cut ‘n’ pasting, Traditionalist he is, so ‘outings’ not in!, therefore most on this site remain clueless. Climbau harks from up border way and loves a good self portrait, Evolvings the game, within climbing moments the same, So he manages to get up many an offwidth even bigbro-less! Phil Box he cruised off on a big ship which had a knock, in its gearbox or somewhere disastrous, He maintained his good humour and put paid to the rumours, that climbers can’t fix things rewardless. BA scribe of history extraordinaire many a fact with us all did share, And well respected by us are his thoughts on all matters, It isn’t a joke when grading system changes are proposed; so politely he said “ Don’t be ruthless”. A is for Aiders and M for mechanics A all the way, enough of the romantics It's a matter of grading, which is sometimes most draining, but alas for the M it is toothless Hocking and Stone, pioneers of their day Up the Bard they did wander, without much delay Without protection or general direction, classics they sang and classic they climbed and of all this we are doubtless Gutter rat of the Gums, oh indeed But young sabu, he will succeed Piece by piece builds his rack, not a girlfriend he lacks, and his drive for both smut and the top they are boundless
sabu 27-Mar-2005 12:50:43 AM	now i feel extra special!!! another cracker of a poem!!
HEX 27-Mar-2005 10:56:16 AM	------------------------------ >I need all the nurturing I can get Hexy, and I promise I've been working really hard >and trying to do all the things you tell me.. OK , now itz time to develop your common-sense ... just a liddle bit ... The poem that Hexy started so brilliantly, is now ready to become the first of many, in Little Mac's Climbing Poetry thread ... not quite suited to Damey's Short Story thread ... I will be dreaming-up some more gold-poetry soon & I will get you to copy-transfer them for me ... Luv HEX ... -----------------------------

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