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21-Mar-2005 7:05:24 PM
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Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
his posts were read
into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
who liked pistols and sex
and all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
many posts too he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
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21-Mar-2005 7:35:58 PM
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" I only repeated an existing climb !!!
repeated an existing climb !!!
an existing climb !!!
existing climb !!!
ARRRGGHHH !!!
URRRGH !!!
SOB !!! "
" Rod !!! ROD !!! --- WAKE-UP !!! --- fa f#cks sake !!! --- You keep dragging the do-nar off me !!! --- Is that Hexy giving you nightmares again ?? --- Honestly !!! --- I wish you'd spend less time on that Chockstone-thing !!! ..."
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21-Mar-2005 7:44:05 PM
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Wendy :
>I credit my years at uni with a huge influence on who I am today (whether you like the out come or not!)...
I luv the out come, Wendy --- nice ta see someone who can consistently string-a sentence-together ! ... just wondering, tho , going by all the things you wrote, weather the ' out come ' is actually you 'coming-out' on Chockstone ??:-)
Luv HEX ...
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21-Mar-2005 11:28:32 PM
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On 18/03/2005 M8iswhereitsat wrote:
>Getting grumpy in our old age are we Hex?
On 19/03/2005 HEX wrote:
>On 19/03/2005 Onsight wrote:
>>Sed Hexy & Sam Newman ...
>>@ 1:30 am...
>
>Yeah ---about the same time we waz flicking thru a certain April, 2000&5
>magazine , feetcharring a certain prize-winning photo by a certain nancy-boy
>moderator...
Could be lack of sleep M8 – because you keep stealing the doona?
Sleep well Hexie. Hope you wake up all revitalised and ready to take on the new day. No need to be grumpy now. I was just pointing out how hard you had been working.
Kisses Hexie. Big wet sloppy tongue-in-your-ear-cyber-kisses.
xx
PS. I though we had a date?
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22-Mar-2005 7:56:40 AM
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>grumpy in our old age
>view from da summit
... Reminds me of the two muppets up on the balcony giving critique (often unwanted?) on events in progress on the stage below!
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22-Mar-2005 8:51:53 AM
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Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
his posts were read
into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
who liked pistols and sex
and all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
many posts too he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
The cauldren it simmered
The black art of preclipping
as stirring Hexy said “your all heartless!”
~>?
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22-Mar-2005 9:06:31 AM
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Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
his posts were read
into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
who liked pistols and sex
and all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
many posts too he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
The cauldren it simmered
The black art of preclipping
as stirring Hexy said “your all heartless!”
"PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil
But I don't want to die he did snivel
And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless"
-------->?
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22-Mar-2005 9:30:25 AM
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Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
His posts were read
Into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
Who liked pistols and sex
And all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
Many posts too, he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
The cauldren it simmered
The black art of preclipping
As stirring, Hexy said “Your all heartless!”
"PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil
But I don't want to die he did snivel
And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless"
"We’ll make it a date so don’t turn up late"
Said Onsight slopping beer all over the red dress
Hexie in anguish she sighed “Honestly! (& cried)!! I’m going outside, where it smells less”
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22-Mar-2005 9:51:48 AM
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...this dead poets society gathering is hilarious (lol).
ok, carry on....
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22-Mar-2005 9:54:47 AM
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On 22/03/2005 Romfrantic wrote:
>...this dead poets society gathering is hilarious (lol).
>ok, carry on....
Feel free to add verses at any stage.
Next installement shortly.
Oh and we're not dead, that's just how hexy always smells.
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22-Mar-2005 10:10:36 AM
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Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
his posts were read
into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
who liked pistols and sex
and all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
many posts too he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
The cauldren it simmered
The black art of preclipping
as stirring Hexy said “your all heartless!”
"PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil
But I don't want to die he did snivel
And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless"
We’ll make it a date so don’t turn up late
Said Onsight slopping beer on hexes red dress
Hexie in anguish she sighed “Honestly (& cried)! I’m going outside, where
it smells less”
Mr Monteith he did take a whipper
And he caught it on, film what a ripper
Gee golly gosh that did hurt, and i've probably learnt, that it would help, much if I sweat less
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22-Mar-2005 11:22:32 AM
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Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
His posts were read
Into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
who liked pistols and sex
and all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
Many posts too, he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
The cauldren it simmered
The black art of preclipping
As stirring, Hexy said “Your all heartless!”
"PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil
But I don't want to die he did snivel
And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless"
"We’ll make it a date so don’t turn up late"
Said Onsight slopping beer all over the red dress
Hexie in anguish she sighed “Honestly! (& cried)!! I’m going outside, where it smells less”
Mr Monteith he did take a whipper
And he caught it on, film what a ripper
Gee golly gosh thatd did hurt, and and i've probably learnt, that it would help much if I sweat less
Romfrantic free flying spirit
Did laugh out loud for a minute,
Then scraped it together for a Maoist’s misty mountain trip receiptless!
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Oh, Ohh. whats that clanking under the floorboards?
Who said Hex-s/he wouldn't be back, ... dangling an armload of #11 Hexes for therapeutic value?
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22-Mar-2005 12:26:27 PM
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A hush settles over the crowd as Hexy enters the room.
People lean forward edging closer ever closer to their monitors
The crowd waits with a tense anticipation for Hexy's first installment for the day.
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That armload of #11''s may just come in handy pending my imminent return to the crags. Wouldn't want to dissapoint those fresh faced first years now would we.
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22-Mar-2005 12:34:44 PM
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http://www.climbtirol.com/cribes/muchger/muppets.jpg
A5 & M8, now well & trully established as part of the moth-eaten Chockstone furniture...
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The AIDdax's memory is depleting & dementing --- Hexy has already given the balcony status to Dalai & Kieran , when The HEX was the Jolly Rodger ...
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& now a short commercial break ...
>Welcome to Rock Hardware! I'm Steve Morris. If you have any questions please don't >hesitate to call (03) 5441 8886 during office hours, or email rockhard@bendigo.net.au >Almost all items listed are in stock and can be shipped immediately.
>Please at least give me the opportunity to match or better a competitor's price before >committing to a sale.
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>And when Mike retired in the year of our Lord
>Two Thousand, no hundred and Eighty Five
>The Chockstone site continued to grow on*(*Fascinating the throng), with its timeless >& impressive deathlessness...
C'mon you litter-ry chicken sh#tz !!! --- you can do better than that ! --- wadda soft-c#ck finish ! ... Damey/LittleMac --- you're winning the Chockstone Open at the moment, now lets see another winning score ...
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># of verses
>H-T = 1
>LM = 9
>M8 = 11
Keep going LittleMac ! --- you're waaaaaaaay ahead --- as usual the mud-bogged-AIDdax is confusing quantity with quality ...
>BA scibe of history extraordinaire, many a fact with us shared
>And well respected are his thoughts on all matters,
>It isn’t a joke when grading system changes are proposed, so politely he said “ Don’t >be ruthless”.
Oh dear , the poor AIDdax is struggling to keep itz mediocre-head above the mud&slime ...
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>I contribute because I enjoy/want to; not because you cast a spell (troll) or use BAs >smoke 'n' mirrors!
>ARRRGGHHH !!!
>URRRGH !!!
>SOB !!! "
The AIDdax can barely keep a nostril clear of the mud&slime now ...
Not even Mrs8, with her trusty/crusty do-nar, can save the quivering-carcass of hubby, as he desperately tries to tred-mud ...
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>Busy retro-editing posts, ... which is not dis-similar to chipping in the minds of some!
Even squealing to your primary-school teacher for help won't save you now ...
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>chipping in the minds of some!!!
>I only repeated an existing climb!!!
That will be chipped in your mind/mire forever ...
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The AIDdax bargin-pleadz-guilty :
>...but have changed my mind...
Hexyz good-worx are nearly done --- the hippocritical AIDdax can now borrow Kent's poison-dart tube to use as an air-tube ...
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>can hear it now : " duum duum !!! "
Thatz probably your wife calling you for dinner...
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>?
The AIDdax is lost for words ... the mud is oozing down the tube already ...
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>You HAVE done well cleaning up the muddy Addax prints on the rice-paper of this site today H-T...
& you had to be a chicken sh#t & start replying above , and trashing the flow of, Little Macs groovy post ... enjoy slurping ya mud-milkshake thru that tube, AIDdax-carcass...
The AIDdax starts to black-out while halucinating ...
>managed to break free of the Hex-spell and escape the mud...
In ya do-nar-dreams, AIDdax , in ya ..." I only repeated an existing climb!!! ..."
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>Hey A5 LittleMac; Hexie calleth. Its your turn to endure his spell now...
The AIDdax , locked into the death throes of his own guilt , tries to drag Little Mac in as well...
OK , NOW CONTINUE WITH MORE POOETRY !!!
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22-Mar-2005 1:41:02 PM
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Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
His posts were read
Into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
who liked pistols and sex
and all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
Many posts too, he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
The cauldron it simmered
The black art of preclipping
As stirring, Hexy said “Your all heartless!”
"PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil
But I don't want to die he did snivel
And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless"
"We’ll make it a date so don’t turn up late"
Said Onsight slopping beer all over the red dress
Hexie in anguish she sighed “Honestly! (& cried)!! I’m going outside,
where it smells less”
Mr Monteith he did take a whipper
And he caught it on, film what a ripper
Gee golly gosh thatd did hurt, and and i've probably learnt, that it would
help much if I sweat less
Romfrantic free flying spirit
Did laugh out loud for a minute,
Then scraped it together for a Maoist’s misty mountain trip receiptless!
WM observed quietly
When information requests came nightly,
Ahem, there’s another, (ahem), w(m)ebsite … for info regardless!
From Moderation Peak on high Dalai he spied
Too many spam things getting time online,
So gentle advice he imbued and when they refused, he made sure their efforts
were rewardless.
Said Simey, "A piton (s) would help here"
But others said "NO, it's got history"
Despite this and that you cant't hide the fact, the crack is much safer regardless.
The Ghetto was Shaggy's fine home
A table his surfboard did make.
Till one drunken night, the board caught alight, and the crowd cheered, all remorseless
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22-Mar-2005 1:49:11 PM
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Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
His posts were read
Into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
who liked pistols and sex
and all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
Many posts too, he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
The cauldron it simmered
The black art of preclipping
As stirring, Hexy said “Your all heartless!”
"PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil
But I don't want to die he did snivel
And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless"
"We’ll make it a date so don’t turn up late"
Said Onsight slopping beer all over the red dress
Hexie in anguish she sighed, “Honestly! (& cried)!! I’m going outside,
where it smells less”
Mr Monteith he did take a whipper
And he caught it on, film what a ripper
Gee golly gosh that did hurt and and i've probably learnt, that it would
help much more if I sweat less
Romfrantic free flying spirit
Did laugh out loud for a minute,
Then scraped it together for a Maoist’s misty mountain trip receiptless!
WM observed quietly
When information requests came nightly,
Ahem, there’s another, (ahem), w(m)ebsite … for info regardless!
From Moderation Peak on high Dalai he spied
Too many spam things getting time online,
So gentle advice he imbued and when they refused, he made sure their efforts
were rewardless.
Said simey, "A piton (s) would help here"
But others said "NO, it's got history"
Despite this and that you can't hide the fact, the crack is much safer regardless.
The Ghetto was Shaggy's fine home
A table his surfboard did make.
Till one drunken night, the board caught alight, and the crowd cheered, all remorseless
rhinckle he roamed, & near Wabbit Wocks he did zone
Putting up lines in abundance to play on,
Till the quandary came up are they climbs or they not?, for on boulders you can climb on them gearless.
gfdonc is his name and climbings the game
Of which there isn’t much out there he’s ‘fraid of,
FA’s are the fame but its children who came, to keep his climbing time peerless.
And when Mike retired in the year of our Lord
Two Thousand, no hundred and Eighty Four
The Chockstone site continued to grow on*(*Fascinating the throng), with its timeless & impressive deathlessness.
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Hex, pfweeet, pfweeet, here Hex, c'mon, Hexie, c'mon here ....
You can have your x-corner back now!
Now what was that noise? Was it scratching on the kitchen lino?, ... or was it under the floorboards?
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>now lets see another winning score ...
As at 9:01:24 # of verses
H-T = 1
LM = 9
M8 = 11
... but Damietta has not appeared yet.
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>mud&slime ...
Marbles(s)!!
Ya dangling one too many #11s H-T.
I contribute because I enjoy/want to; not because you cast a spell (troll) from the cauldron.
>SOB !!!
We will hafta bury your marble-less car-kiss in the Damognarlycrevasse wrapped in ya doona!
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>Where's hexy when s/he'x needed?
Busy retro-editing posts, ... which is not dis-similar to chipping in the minds of some!
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>forever ...
hehehehe
hehehe
snigger!
I was considering going on a fishing holiday this Easter but have changed my mind now H-T, cos I am unlikely to get any bites on the coast like I do on this site!!
(can hear it now duum, duum, duumduum,duumduumduumduum Hexie-shark appears)
>OK , NOW CONTINUE WITH MORE POOETRY !!!
... after all it is YOUR x-corner of mind-cyberspace, though you graciously share it with others (even Aid Climbers)!
>Kent's poison-dart tube to use as an air-tube
LOL love it!
Its defiantly a cunningplan!
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H-T 17/03/05 4:38:08
>" Whatzthat?? --- coming luv !!! --- just gotta finish posting something to Chockstone ..."
H-T 23/03/05
>Thatz probably your wife calling you for dinner...
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>Hexyz good-worx are nearly done
You HAVE done well cleaning up the muddy Addax prints on the rice-paper of this site today H-T.
>the mud is oozing down the tube already ...
Constitution like a goat; ~>ate the poison dart indatoob and found it to be an antidote for the POOetry!, so with the adrenalin hit induced, managed to break free of the Hex-spell and escape the muddy cauldron waters back to the safety of the open (wall) spaces.
>and trashing the flow of, Little Macs groovy post ...
Finally found out whats
>moth-eaten
ya! Hey A5LittleMac; Hexie calleth. Its your turn to endure his
>innuendo
spell now.
Seeyaoutthereonleadsometime...
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23-Mar-2005 8:34:55 AM
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Dear Hex,
I need your help! Please, I know you hack on people a lot but this is serious. I have been climbing for over a decade and for much of that time I have been the motivator, and even the mentor (as I picked up the skills quite quickly). But it seems "I've lost the edge (Mav)", I no longer have the ability to quiet my mind or pull the hard moves. Yes, I am climbing less due to other commitments, but I still get out weekly. My motivation to get out and climb is still there, but as soon as I hit the rock I get a knot in my stomach and want to be somewhere else. This feeling of dread leaves me as soon as I am back in the car and I also regain my enthusiasm to climb.
What is this thing called climbing, why is it being such a fickle mistress? What can I do Hex? I know that I can't turn to Bourge or Simey as I have read their columns and they would do nothing but laugh and make fun of my predicament. You, Hex, on the other hand are wise and I reckon you can tell when help is truly needed. Please Hex, what should I do? I really love climbing but I just can't....
Gratefully Yours
Lak
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23-Mar-2005 9:01:24 AM
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Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
His posts were read
Into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
who liked pistols and sex
and all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
Many posts too, he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
The cauldron it simmered
The black art of preclipping
As stirring, Hexy said “Your all heartless!”
"PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil
But I don't want to die he did snivel
And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless"
"We’ll make it a date so don’t turn up late"
Said Onsight slopping beer all over the red dress
Hexie in anguish she sighed, “Honestly! (& cried)!! I’m going outside,
where it smells less”
Mr Monteith he did take a whipper
And he caught it on, film what a ripper
Gee golly gosh that did hurt and and i've probably learnt, that it would
help much more if I sweat less
Romfrantic free flying spirit
Did laugh out loud for a minute,
Then scraped it together for a Maoist’s misty mountain trip receiptless!
WM observed quietly
When information requests came nightly,
Ahem, there’s another, (ahem), w(m)ebsite … for info regardless!
From Moderation Peak on high Dalai he spied
Too many spam things getting time online,
So gentle advice he imbued and when they refused, he made sure their efforts
were rewardless.
Said simey, "A piton (s) would help here"
But others said "NO, it's got history"
Despite this and that you can't hide the fact, the crack is much safer
regardless.
The Ghetto was Shaggy's fine home
A table his surfboard did make.
Till one drunken night, the board caught alight, and the crowd cheered,
all remorseless
rhinckle he roamed, & near Wabbit Wocks he did zone
Putting up lines in abundance to play on,
Till the quandary came up are they climbs or they not?, for on boulders
you can climb on them gearless.
gfdonc is his name and climbings the game
Of which there isn’t much out there he’s ‘fraid of,
FA’s are the fame but its children who came, to keep his climbing time
peerless.
And when Mike retired in the year of our Lord
Two Thousand, no hundred and Eighty Five
The Chockstone site continued to grow on*(*Fascinating the throng), with
its timeless & impressive deathlessness.
Dear Hex it was said, I have lost my head
Where once I was strong, I now can't hang on
So keep on going up, keep climbing don't stop, and the result will be lackless
Dried Rat once said To Balls Pyramid or Bust
But S.Carter and crew, said this you musn't do
So they''ll hire a yacht and climb up to the top, let's pray that the Phasmids aren't homeless
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Where's hexy when s/he'x needed, poor lak is obviously struggling with an issue and there's no one to turn too. One can only hope that on Hex's return some insightful and exhilarating posting winn follow.
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23-Mar-2005 12:07:07 PM
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Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
His posts were read
Into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
who liked pistols and sex
and all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
Many posts too, he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
The cauldron it simmered
The black art of preclipping
As stirring, Hexy said “Your all heartless!”
"PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil
But I don't want to die he did snivel
And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless"
"We’ll make it a date so don’t turn up late!"
Said Onsight slopping beer all over the red dress
Hexie in anguish she sighed, “Honestly! (& cried)!! I’m going outside,
where it smells less”
Mr Monteith he did take a whipper
And he caught it on, film what a ripper
Gee golly gosh that did hurt and and i've probably learnt, that it would
help much more if I sweat less
Romfrantic free flying spirit
Did laugh out loud for a minute,
Then scraped it together for a Maoist’s misty mountain trip, receiptless!
WM observed quietly
When information requests came nightly,
Ahem, there’s another, (ahem), w(m)ebsite … for info regardless!
From Moderation Peak on high Dalai he spied
Too many spam things getting time online,
So gentle advice he imbued and when they refused, he made sure their efforts
were rewardless.
Said simey, "A piton (s) would help here"
But others said "NO, it's got history"
Despite this and that you can't hide the fact, the crack is much safer
regardless.
The Ghetto was Shaggy's fine home
A table his surfboard did make.
Till one drunken night, the board caught alight, and the crowd cheered,
all remorseless
rhinckle he roamed, & near Wabbit Wocks he did zone
Putting up lines in abundance to play on,
Till the quandary came up are they climbs or they not?, for on boulders
you can climb on them gearless.
gfdonc is his name and climbings the game
Of which there isn’t much out there he’s ‘fraid of,
FA’s are the fame but its children who came, to keep his climbing time
peerless.
And when Mike retired in the year of our Lord
Two Thousand, no hundred and Eighty Four
The Chockstone site continued to grow on*(*Fascinating the throng), with
its timeless & very impressive deathlessness.
Dear Hex it was said, I have lost my head
Where once I was strong, I now can't hang on
So keep on going up, keep climbing don't stop, and the result will be lackless
Dried Rat once said To Balls Pyramid or Bust
But S.Carter and crew, said this you musn't do
So they''ll hire a yacht and climb up to the top, let's pray that the Phasmids aren't homeless.
Oweng expatriated to Tassie not content with Arapiles
& to where retreating from big climbs can be a fashion,
Though a thumb bending South gave rise to the thought, that bouldering sans a mat could be pointless.
Ed Frilly lurked up with anonanimity in his cup,
and took issue with the ethics of cut ‘n’ pasting,
Traditionalist he is, so ‘outings’ not in!, therefore most on this site remain clueless.
Climbau harks from up border way and loves a good self portrait,
Evolvings the game, within climbing moments the same,
So he manages to get up many an offwidth even bigbro-less!
Phil Box he cruised off on a big ship which had a knock,
in its gearbox or somewhere disastrous,
He maintained his good humour and put paid to the rumours, that climbers can’t fix things rewardless.
BA scribe of history extraordinaire many a fact with us all did share,
And well respected by us are his thoughts on all matters,
It isn’t a joke when grading system changes are proposed; so politely he said “ Don’t be ruthless”.
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So who's got the guitar for this warmnfuzzy 'campfire discussion' singalong?
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23-Mar-2005 1:14:24 PM
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We should gather together all those mentioned and have a big kumbaya type singalong. Or perhaps we could all get together and just go climbing. The climbing probably sounds more fun. Maybe we could recite it as we climb the Bard, "Bruce Hocking and Mike Stone style".
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