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11-Dec-2004 11:03:22 AM
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A german couple were extremely excited at the birth of their firstborn..a son. Their excitement turned to concern however when he failed utter any sound. As an infant not a goo or gaa came from his mouth and by the age of four, he had still uttered no sound.
This continued right through his childhood. No specialist was able to diagnose a problem.
The parents loved their son nonetheless and on his 18th birthday the mother had prepared one of his favourite sweets, apple strudel.
The sons eyes widened as it was placed in front of him and on his first mouthful he dropped his spoon and began fanning his mouth. He looked at his parents,
'diz sstrruuudel tiz very hawt !!'
his parents were shocked, overcome with emotion at hearing their son speak, these were the first sounds to escape his lips.
with tears of joy streaming down her face the mother said, 'my son you can speak, but why have you said nothing all these years'
the son looked at his mother and his eyes narrowed slighlty,' Veelll, up to now,.. everyssing haas been per fect ly zatisfactory'
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11-Dec-2004 11:20:27 AM
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On 11/12/2004 HEX wrote:
summer-sunrise-climbing is the go
Well in a few hours I'll be wrapped up like a mummy pounding up to Froggatt or Curbar on a clear frosty morning (it's below zero here now) to scare myself silly on some nasty little grit slab. Bit of a contrast!
Anyway, better sod off and get some kip now.
Have a good one!
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13-Dec-2004 1:14:26 PM
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11 February 2004, kieranl :
>Tel,
>You are coming over a bit weird. Please act like a real person...
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adski
13/12/2004
>Where's neil's anti-santa complaints?
>this aint no damn christmas lovers forum ! ...
" Merry Christmas everyone !!! "
Luv Hexy, Sexy .................... & Neilo ...
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13-Dec-2004 1:56:45 PM
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On 13/12/2004, Wombatz wrote :
>all is going well, ain't nothing wrong with her mouth or fingers...
MEANING ??!!
Wishing you, ( & the CragX administrator ), a speedy recovery !
Luv HEX ...he he he ... I MEAN !!! ... ho ho ho !! ...
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13-Dec-2004 3:13:04 PM
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Hexy Hexy Hexy, its only every now and again that I test the waters of the cauldron, or check the lay of the land so to speak, things are becoming clearer.
cheers
tel,
ps... I used my best german accent of that joke too... ;-)
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13-Dec-2004 3:25:18 PM
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On 13/12/2004 Tel wrote:
(snip)
> things are becoming clearer.
Yamustbegettinnearathasummit.
... Not bad for a confessed Boulderer !
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H-T
>MEANING ??!!
Mind in the gutter perhaps?
... Damo could be right in his con(as)sumptions??
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Alcohol free zone.
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; oh, oh speak of the devil; here he comes ...
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14-Dec-2004 2:36:01 PM
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"Heckshee, come down from there, you been drinking again?"
"Damo! Sheesh, I shozzled again, I keep on having theesh damn 60's surfing flashbacks, suffrin succotash Heckshee ad too much to drinkshee"
On 14/3/2002 Hex wrote:
>Hmm, how can we turn this two-bit town into a tourist attraction. Dave?
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14-Dec-2004 3:26:27 PM
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>Luv Hexy, Sexy .................... & Neilo ...
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>On 13/12/2004, Wombatz wrote :
>all is going well, ain't nothing wrong with her mouth or fingers...
>MEANING ??!!
>Wishing you, ( & the CragX administrator ), a speedy recovery !
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A5 said
>H-T
>>MEANING ??!!
>Mind in the gutter perhaps?
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bananachicken said;
>Hi I'm planning to wander around the overland track - walls of jerusalem b/w 26/12 and >6/1 with my girlfriend. She can't climb but i would be interested in doing some easy to >medium climbs around there. So if you're in the area and might be in interested in >having a bit of fun around there, pop me an email..
>Cheers, Mark
Wonder what Marks girlfriend thinks about being offered up for fun?
>Luv HEX ...he he he ... I MEAN !!! ... ho ho ho !! ...
~> or should that be oh, oh, oh ?
>I MEAN !!!
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16-Dec-2004 1:44:55 PM
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Slap Dancer ...
alrob
25/11/2004
>Wanted to know some beta on slap dancer... i take it that its hard for the grade at 26? >it just looks like such a cool line, i'd love to give it a go early next year when i'm over in >tassie...anyone got any general info about it? how it climbs? sustained of just hard 3-4 >move crux? ...
Joe
26/11/2004
>Word on the street is it could be quite tough. Gotta be good at fridge lifting.
" Not really sure, but I think the crux-move goes something like this !!! "
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chris sharma!
14/12/2004
>sic route
>its hard down at the start some small crimpers then you can get a no hands then you >have to have big lats or you will pump out in the chest.
>oneof the coolest route around hobart.
>hard 26.
>have fun ! ...
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17-Dec-2004 11:49:55 AM
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Is that Sam Edwards (minus the hair) in the pic?
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17-Dec-2004 12:35:11 PM
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Looks like a couple of the staff from Flemington
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17-Dec-2004 2:20:46 PM
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Damieta
15/12/2004
>...hang tight for a trip (disaster) report from crashing and burning courtesy the La Trobe >chicks at the Nati pub. Ouch!
andrew coe
17/12/2004
>Streeuth! This is Australia, whacking a ball with a piece of wood is in our genetic >makeup!
Wonda if Damienetta will post his T(D)R under the account-name ' Lefty '...
hehehe ...
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17-Dec-2004 2:50:13 PM
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On 17/12/2004 HEX wrote:
>Wonda if Damienetta will post his T(D)R under the account-name ' Lefty
>'...
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>hehehe ...
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One day hero?
One ball hero perhaps??
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17-Dec-2004 2:58:53 PM
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Important note please read Friday, 17 December 2004,Damian :
>My name is Damian Jovanovic. I am a climber from the ACT. I want it to be clear that I >am in no way responsible for any posts under this name and I want to disassociate >myself from all the material posted under this name. A friend called me up this >morning to tell me about the posts on Chockstone under my name.
>I have been the victim of cowardly slander by a number of individuals who I will not >name here who selfishly had had their kicks at my expense. The climbing scene is in >a sad and sorry state if there are such people with no morals and respect for others. >The said individuals know who you are, and I am very disappointed at what has >happened.
>Any website that condones such acts is deficient in my mind and I will not be >returning. I apologise to those who have put up with abuse and insults as a result of >this sick exercise.
>Damian
Bluddywhinginmygrantz!
hehehe ...
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17-Dec-2004 4:10:22 PM
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elmo_lives
16/12/2004
>Yarrr, It be true.
>Araps is an all right place to spend new years.
>Last year the shenanigans included a D.J, two spotlights, Euridicy and a few stouts...
On 13/10/2004 bourge de menteur wrote:
>...After Kento shot down SS short story Damo went berko, he was rumoured to have
>been seen out late at night, in a dog suit, chasing cars and giggling uncontrollably
>while p##ing on letterboxes...
elmo --- nevamind the spotlights --- just make sure you take some gumboots&velcogloves in case, Damo/bouge/Damietta/Damieta/onedayhero/Damien, turns-up there ...
hehehe...
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17-Dec-2004 4:12:48 PM
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Tel --- I actually luv that krawt-short-story ! --- it tends to sum-up the typical aussie attitude --- take everything for granted & then, etc,etc,etc only when things are less than ideal ...
Luv HEX ...
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17-Dec-2004 7:25:19 PM
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T' wood seem that Havachatwithhexy has an obsessed fan ! --- the stats are 460&14,811 --- now settle-down a bit, fella ... or ... Hexy & (bad) Damey will have to throw some tomatoes&onions into The Cauldron ...
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Man cooks, eats lover after fight
From correspondents in Mexico City
December 17, 2004
A MEXICAN man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.
Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast, including part of a heart, when they raided a shack he lived in near the Caribbean beach resort of Playa del Carmen, a police chief said on Wednesday.
"He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible !! " ...
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18/12/04 : Dear ' obsessed fan ' : thanx ...
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18-Dec-2004 4:14:39 PM
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The Mount Arapiles Picnic Shelter : THE place 2B, NYE ...
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21-Dec-2004 6:14:58 PM
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Much of the discussion, (and proposed actions), on Qurank, at the moment, is being driven-by, what Dr Go-bells referred to as ' sqeamish sentimentalism ' ... much better to have a nation-focus on a bolt-free Ben Lomond while it *IS* bolt-free ...
R.I.P. Debrilla (28) ...
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Letz not let the Frog hi-jack the Camels ...
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22-Dec-2004 7:34:37 AM
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Yep hex, Debrilla was one of THE classic climbs at Frog that I would lament if indeed this insane proposal ever truely got up. It seems that squeek has already pulled two of his bolts. I hope that others do not emulate his actions. I am arguing against retrograde action but more for conservation of the status quo and maintainence of same.
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