General Climbing Discussion

Author	Havachatwithhexy...
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 2:27:37 AM	Sooooooo E-lies-ahhhhhh ... do you fancy a ... ah-hem ... you know.......... ;-)) ... Lets get to Da Crux of the matter before the usual chockstone-hacks arrive, to secretly lurklook thru this thread , while scornfully slagging it off , to get themselves thru another dreary day at 'work' ... ... I like dicky-birds ................ even if ur one of those chickswithad#ck :-)) -------------------------------- ----------------------------
DaCrux 16-Dec-2005 2:30:41 AM	I'm going to bed Hexy - suggest you do the same - after you've had a cold shower nighty night
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 2:33:57 AM	* CYBER-BLOWING BIG KISS UR WAY .............BAAAAAAAABE ;-)) *
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 2:34:50 AM	---------------------------- Mousey --- I like this root ... I MEAN!!! ... *strewth --- sexy vibes still dominating senses* ... this route ... itz called Five Years In Paradise ... we can climb it in about 3 days , plus lotsa rumball-fuelled-fun in portaledge-tents* , and then rap down the Compressor Route (left-hand skyline ) ... OH WHAT LARKS WE SHALL HAVE, PIP !!! ------------------------------------ * plural , because we will encounter another one occupied by raving bi-s#xual Scandanavian blue-eyed-blond-babes ... ------------------------------------
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 2:50:05 AM	------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ............ " Hello Hexy !!! " " Hello Adski-on-line-now !!! " Adski --- when are u gunna post all those funky photo u promised ... >Good news for those who appreciate toilet humour: I found some old photos of the >gems and am putting them online, which means my flickr account is useful again after >my camera died. I've got about 30 and will put them up as I get them processed. God >they're funny! Makes me shart just thinking about them. ------------------------------ Adski --- nose hairs are like what honeycomb is for bees ... they provide a secure framework for boogerz to be created and harvested ........... --------------------------------
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 3:03:17 AM	------------------------ Visualise our success , Mousey ............. Neilio eats too much beef-jerky and decides to stay at base-camp * Neil grits teeth and squints eyes as he sh#tsthrutheburningeyeofaneedle* but manages to get this tele-lenz-photo of Hexy&Mousey on the summit !!! ... " WOOOOOHOOOOO !!! " -------------------------------
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 3:24:38 AM	---------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------- Kieran, A5M8, BA & Beefy .................... merry xmas, boys .... -------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 4:36:06 AM	------------------------------ >Great weather up there at the moment, friction is superb and we only saw another 3 climbers >(3 lads from MDs in Canberra doing some stuff on the Nth Wall) over the 2 days. 1st day back >at the hill after 1 year, so did all the usuals including Pintle LHV, Peroxide B and the >Initiation among quite a few others. Solid smears due to the weather, even on the hard >things, climbing in long pants and thermals and still got cold at the belay on the top of >Redbacks, freezing!... ... maybe you shoulda bought a goretex-wind-suit fro m MDz in Canberra ... or maybe contact Obseesedclimber for a discount at MDz in Essendon ... and remember --- World Climbing will soon be available at all MD stores !!! ... " ... aaaiiiiirrrr-xell-ent Smithers !!! ... ra-leeeessss the hooowwwwnnnddddzzz ... " $-) F#CK MDz !!! Check this out instead ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ http://www.chockstone.org/RockHardware/Order.asp $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 4:53:14 AM	-------------------------------- Bells, late Saturday arvo , should be big,mean 'n' clean before the cross-onshore arrives ... -----------------------
Romfrantic 16-Dec-2005 8:44:01 AM	On 16/12/2005 The HEX wrote: >------------------------ >Visualise our success , Mousey ............. Neilio eats too much beef-jerky >and decides to stay at base-camp * Neil grits teeth and squints eyes as >he sh#tsthrutheburningeyeofaneedle* but manages to get this tele-lenz-photo >of Hexy&Mousey on >the summit !!! ... " WOOOOOHOOOOO !!! " > >------------------------------- Hey Hexy, is the mousey's b'day today too (well, according to what he put in his chockstone profile) ...mine was 3 days ago! - Mousey, you are an adventurous Sagittarian like me :-)
IdratherbeclimbingM9 16-Dec-2005 1:19:52 PM	On 16/12/2005 The HEX wrote: >------------------- >Addax-TROLL >>I shall ponder some more before maybe posting another reply ... > >OK everyone ... this will be faaaaascinating ... put on an old cardigan >... drape a blanket overya knees... put the theme music to Coronation Street >on ya gramaphone ... havacoopoftealoov .... and settle back for some ......... >yawn .........ZZZZZZZzzzzz ... > >------------------- LOL In falsetto voice* replies; * I am very glad young Hexy (pawing his/her shoulder), ... that you take the time to visit me, and Damo, and all, in this lovely old cyber-climbing-folks home. They really do serve excellent tea here and their harnesses are most interesting! Tell me, do you think you could you get young Smithers to put in one of those newfangled spa thingies for us, like the younguns have at their Nowra campsite between his stints of playing with his hounds?
mousey 16-Dec-2005 4:50:00 PM	good spotting romfrantic! i am in fact 19 today, getting a tad old!!! i got woken up at some ungodly hour this morning by jason piper and nick kaz who had a banana with some sparklers sticking in it, they made me try to blow them out. then the dinghy got fired up (we were on a houseboat on the hawkesbury) and the DWS action resumed.... gone for about 4 days & got SICK footage and piccys so i think the plan is to cut the footage into a downloadable movie sometime inthe very near future....youguys would not believe how MUCH FGEN AWESOME UNTOUCHED ROCK there is in the area... anyhow back to the topic, hexy i have a feeling we're going to be spending a lot of time in cramped places together in the future so i rthink ya gonna have to get laid and release some sexual tension before ill be prepared to join ya that said, id be so stoked if ya were REALLY keen on it b'cause i cant find anyone as headcrazy as me to do 'real' walls/mountains with! (plug: anyone keen? for the mountains not the relieving, i dun wanna know bout that!) On 16/12/2005 The HEX wrote: >------------------------- >'...Another unreported ascent was Macphersons repeat of the first line >on the Dogface. Originally a bolt ladder put up in about 1965 and later >chopped. Macciza aid soloed "The Pecker Route" and graded it M7(X) (X due >to the potential of a ground fall). It now stands as possibly the hardest >aid route in the Blue Mountains...' > >Now this is interesting ... > >*tse tse fly lands on hexyz shoulder "aw the nuances of the different >aid grades , blah, drone " .... SWAT !!! * > > >... this is good cos it gives clear focus to the TECHNICAL difficulty >... while acknowledging 'other' factors ... like ...um ..........death in a previous post i mentioned to M9 a cray aid climber i met at elmars NYE party last year...turned out it was macca! :D hehe ive since hookedup with him for a toucha climbin and sorting some pics...man the stuff this guy does is RAD! and he's turned out a super cool cat as well. watchout for this guy...
Romfrantic 16-Dec-2005 5:11:28 PM	On 16/12/2005 mousey wrote: >...gone for about 4 days >& got SICK footage and piccys so i think the plan is to cut the footage >into a downloadable movie sometime inthe very near future....youguys would >not believe how MUCH FGEN AWESOME UNTOUCHED ROCK there is in the area... You might wanna consider submitting your 'fully sick' footage here
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 9:49:10 PM	------------------ Happy ny-ny-ny-ny-- nineteen Mousey ... ... think ya self lucky conscription isn't around these days ... -----------------
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 10:07:31 PM	------------------------ Mousey >hexy i have a feeling we're going to be spending a lot of time in cramped places >together in the future so i rthink ya gonna have to get laid and release some sexual >tension before ill be prepared to join ya ... Nevermind the cramped places ... before ya piss down that crevasse , have a good look at those cramponz you borrowed from ya gran'dad ............ derrrrrrrrrrrrr !!! ... an' remember ... 'sexual tension' is a far superior fuel&motivator , than is worry, dread 'n' fear .................. cum an' climb the-father-of-all phallic symbols ..........soon ... ---------------------------------
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 10:21:18 PM	--------------------------- Lee Online Now >I think you end up underclinging the little 'bar ' hold with your left hand after having >used the top of it with your left to move right?? there is a big right hand side pull for >your right, abit of a sand bag hold, only useful as an intermediate? >good luck, I don't think that was the thourogh sequance you were after but ... "Hi Lee !!! " --- howbout we get Ben to take his trusty chisel, an' go and sort out that 'thourogh sequance '.......ha ..... haha !.....................AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!! ----------------------------
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 10:25:43 PM	-------------------------------------------------------------- cruze >On 16/12/2005 master of drung wrote: >>whats wrong with the old under the testicles around and over the shoulder >>method >I believe some women were having trouble with the method's logistics... ... not really ... it slides directly over ones detonator... nearly as good as a horse-saddle ... ;-)) ---------------------------
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 10:29:57 PM	--------------------- >The feral bilbies in the Warrumbungles eat nice new ropes. >They have also eaten their way into a Subaru via the weather sealing around the >manual gearstick ... >Needless to say I have withdrawn my subscription to the 'save the bilbies' fund... hehehe ... this sounds more like the good 'ol A5, I usta know ... ------------------
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 10:37:13 PM	-------------------- nmonteith >If you do lots of 'adventure' style trad climbing ... being able to continue climbing after >one rope gets cut (this has happened to me many times mountaineering)... By the time Catherine Desteville was finishing up the Exit Cracks, after her 17 hour solo of Eiger North Face , her 50m back-rope-self-belay-the-dangerous-bits , was reduced to a 3m piece of tat dangling from her harness ... " OOOOOOOOOOOO HEXY UR SOOOO CLEVER !!! ... can I cum to Cerro Torre too ?? ... Mousey won't mind !! ..." -------------------
The HEX 16-Dec-2005 11:02:09 PM	------------------------- >(we were on a houseboat on the hawkesbury) and the DWS action resumed.... gone >for about 4 days & got SICK footage and piccys so i think the plan is to cut the >footage into a downloadable movie sometime inthe very near future....youguys would >not believe how MUCH FGEN AWESOME UNTOUCHED ROCK there is in the area... Change of plan Mouse !!! ... I'm cummin' with YOU !!! ... -------------------------------

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