General Climbing Discussion

Author	Havachatwithhexy...
mousey 4-Nov-2004 2:25:32 PM	which, by all sensible routes of reasoning, leads to the belief that lee is a wombat
IdratherbeclimbingM9 4-Nov-2004 2:30:00 PM	H-T said; >Ever seen a wombat turd ? --- they're CUBIC !! --- now THAT'S strange ! ... They like summits though. Have you noticed how their cubes are left on TOP of prominent features (rocks, logs etc) ... Territorial markings to ward off evil trolls, hexes etc?
PN 4-Nov-2004 2:34:24 PM	As spring begins animals become more active, leaving behind little brown messages as they search for food and mates. Scats provide a host of information about their producers - as long are you can read them before you step in them! Scats, faeces, or just plain poo - these digested wastes left behind by animals are universally avoided by all but Hex, the most dedicated animal lovers, vets and scientists and are often hidden in the peanut butter jar at unsuspecting hosts residences --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HEX 4-Nov-2004 2:40:44 PM	Damo --- those things up there are looking ominously-poised ...hope they don't do a Cheesehead down this way ! ... : ' Stolen Boulder at Araps' cheesehead 2/11/2004 >I heard a dude cranked so hard (on the side opposite the mantle problem) on a move >that it toppled on him. It's still about, but it rolled part way to the Gums campsite, so >you can't really recognise it (unless you tilt your head 80). Note the blue lycra stains ---------------------------------------- On 4/11/2004 Mighty Mouse wrote: >which, by all sensible routes of reasoning, leads to the belief that lee >is a wombat Now that's f@#$%in' funny !!! (evil grin)... ---------------------- 3 minutes later Hexy twigs : CUBE-ARSE !!! --- ahahahahahaaaaa !!! Luv HEX ... rolling-around in wombat-shit&assorted festering/steaming-in-the-sun road-kill ...
HEX 4-Nov-2004 3:03:25 PM	Congratulations to wombats/HEXy for giving birth to the 15,000th post on Chockstone General Discussion ... --------------------------------------- Topic Date User Personal websites Thursday, 4 November 2004 ; Damieta : >Any more I've missed worth a look? Yeah --- howabout Damey's S.S. Short Story, floundering in the cyber-sludge... Nice shot Cap'in' Kent !! --- Muhahahahahahaaaaaaa !!! -----------------------------------------
HEX 4-Nov-2004 3:29:51 PM	---------------------- nmonteith 16/04/2004 >This thread lost me a long time ago. I am very confused.... Relax grass-hopper(s) --- As Oweng et.al. have already mastered : you have to be able to taste the difference between a nugget-of-gold & a gnarly-cyber-poo-poo(& a Damo/bourge wee-wee) ... -------------------- -------------------- Now where's that old-copy of Thrutch ... -------------------- -------------------- Un-der these floor-boards, Down by the seeeee-eeea, On a blanket with his hand ... That's where Damey will be ! --- sweet dreams bro & thanx for the cyber-fuel : damagnetsaredancin'yaknowwha'Imean?... Luv HEX ...
PN 4-Nov-2004 3:46:55 PM	SS short story is periscope down - stealthily lurking in the deep waters off the Kamchatkan Peninsula, trying to put out a fire in the galley* - but at the same time lulling you into a deep, comforting and cosy sense of security (Hexy, have a drink of this, good? uh huh? Hmmm....Zzzzzzzz*), but inevitably it will resurface with a vengeance and fury not seen since Damo was last seen heading for a milkshake at the Nati....from which he never returned......A dark coloured Audi was spotted in the carpark across the road but was subsequently snaffled by the local football team and was later seen being raffled off as part of their fundraiser for a new bar in their club/trophy room. * We're stuck under the seaaa But believe you meeeeee.... * "Where's Hex?" - Hex is sleeping "Why don't you go wake him up?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Insert twilight zone music....here comes....
IdratherbeclimbingM9 4-Nov-2004 5:10:44 PM	On 4/11/2004 HEX wrote: >Congratulations to wombats/HEXy for giving birth to the 15,000th post on >Chockstone General Discussion ... >--------------------------------------- By my counting back times of postings in the General Discussion Threads, it appears that A5 got the 15,000th honours with; >Your thread is this thread. >This thread is our thread. >Our thread is your thread... >.. from the Arapiles forests ~> to the Cauldron back-waters ... (etc) >This thread was made for you and me .. @ 2:05:56 (this thread) Honourable mention goes to gfdonc @ 2:05:08 ('To carrot or not to carrot' thread). Missed it by 48 seconds ... You statistical usurper H-T ! ... You only provided THIS thread [thankyou:)] as the medium, cos you were way off at 2:21:06 !! (Even Damieta was ahead of you @ 2:13:29) !!! ... It's all a game. -------------------------------- >No point in being a sheep... Especially if the velcro gloves thread is resurrected again ! ---------------------------------- H-T >No point in being a pedantic-quadratic-munching-analytical addax either.......snigger ! ... LOL, and what a good game it is too ! PS Been hanging around at belays too long with my recent climbing partner 'The Count' (climbau) ... one pedantic analysis, two pedantic analysis; sinister Ah ha ha ha har; ... crack of thunder ... --------------------- Very creative H-T. (The Count will be pleased!).
HEX 4-Nov-2004 6:07:44 PM	THE AUSTRALIAN RE, RETRO-BOLTING OPEN FORUM Friday, 13 February 2004; Gareth : >So now we part into the pro-HEX/anti HEX camps :-). >I think the anti HEX folks wouldn't be so anti if HEX didn't use such wanky I'm superior >to you language! I guess it's all part of the cyptic...who am I thing... Whatever floats >your boat. >I see nothing wrong with having a different opinion. No point in being a sheep... No point in being a pedantic-quadratic-munching-analytical addax either.......snigger ! ...
HEX 4-Nov-2004 7:21:06 PM	-------------------------------------------- " C'mon Climbau !!! --- stop counting the flamin' pimples on ya arse, & get up here & lead the next f@#$%in' pitch , before I ...!!! " ............................................ " Hey Hexy ! --- ONE pissed-off A5 !! --- AH, AH, AH, AH, AHHHHHHH !!! " -------------------------------------------
wombats 4-Nov-2004 7:33:21 PM	Since we have a little talk about wombats and cubic poos (and seeing Damieta loves stories) heres a story about a wombat named Matilda... When I was 12 years old, I had a baby wombat (1 week out the pouch, totally legal situation - that's another story). Her name was Matilda and she lived with me for 2 years. Yes, she had cubic poos! (but then so do most dry-grass eating Australian Marsupials) But even more amazingly, she was toilet trained... yes a whole pile of cubic poo! She got banished back to the wildlife park when she got heavier than me and started chewing my hair at night while I slept. She went on to breed another two baby wombats (matilda was the first wombat EVER born in captivity) Thanks for reminding me about Matilda and her cubic poo... Love NJ xo
HEX 4-Nov-2004 7:58:43 PM	Secret Sex Life of Wombats Thursday, 7 November 2002 '...How do you get a wombat to have sex? Apparently they’re pretty picky and can get nasty if they don’t fancy their date. Catriona McCallum, thinks trying to get wombats to 'get it on' is the best job in the world. She's been studying the mating habits of wombats in an attempt to start a successful captive breeding program for common wombats at Western Plains Zoo in NSW. Her research into their fertility cycle, preferred habitat and eating habits has been a success with a world first outcome: twin baby wombats. This captive breeding program for common wombats is being developed for use as a model to help save the highly endangered Northern Hairy-nosed Wombats... Full Program Transcript: Narration: Meet Milton. He’s a friendly Common Wombat with a soft spot for the ladies, and right now he’s looking for love. The lucky female wombat lined up to meet him is Bella. She’s a shy retiring type. Our matchmaker is Catriona MacCallum. What’s remarkable here is up until now no-one knew how to get wombats to breed in captivity. Catriona MacCallum: Actually wombats are exceptionally difficult to breed in captivity. And I think one of the main problems is compatibility. So we have to introduce them over a period of time. Narration: Over the last two and a half years Catriona has been using science to work out the secret sex life of wombats. And today is the big day for Milton and Bella, will the chemistry sizzle or fizzle? Catriona MacCallum: Milton, guess who’s here, time to meet the woman of your dreams. Wombat breeding is a difficult task Narration: Bella is keeping a low profile in the burrow, but once Milton gets close sparks fly. Catriona MacCallum: He will actually physically chase her for about two hours and around in a figure of eight. Narration: Every so often he catches Bella and bites her on the bum, this is wombat foreplay...' ------------------------- What ARE they getting up-to in that yellow-camper-van ...
wombats 4-Nov-2004 8:21:30 PM	Interesting Transcript Hexy.... Considering Matilda was born (as in stepped out of the pouch - her actual birth date could not be determined) in Hervey Bay's Natureworld (a small, privately owned wildlife park no longer in existence) in January 1990, I think Catriona MacCallum was a little late. The father was one of the 'actual' FATSOs from A Country Practice (he was fatso number 4 - there were 8 all up) and my mother was recognised as the breeder of the first captive wombat (ever) in the QWPA Annual Meeting (1991). Matilda is a common wombat and her breeding was by mistake. Her parents lived together on and off in turmoil for 4 years until Matilda was noticed as a lump in the pouch in late 1989. Fatso and Flossie (the mother) also bred two sons a couple of years later (digger & nugget) and Matilda bred 2 babies years later in Healsville (sp?) Sanctuary (the original owners of Fatso). I'd like to speak to Catriona.... NJxo
HEX 4-Nov-2004 8:36:38 PM	------------------------------- >The Nine Network has decided not to run Burke's Backyard in 2005. We would like to >take this opportunity to thank you for your support over the many years Burke's >Backyard has been on air - it has been hugely appreciated. >Don Burke & the Team at Burke's Backyard... Don, dude ! --- fancy making the odd guest-appearance on this variety-show-thread ??!! ... -------------------------------
HEX 4-Nov-2004 8:44:59 PM	-------------------------------------- On 4/09/2004 HEX wrote: >In order to keep all other threads neat'n'trim'n'relevant, please post >all random thoughts, flack'n'spray, trollings, etc,etc,etc on this ' shock >absorbing / garbage munching ' thread. >' The HEX ' shall end-dev-ore to restrict ' The HEX ' to this thread >only... > Looking forward to all things weird&wonderful... >Luv HEX, SPRING 2004... SHEESH !!! --- just in case *I* forget whatthef@#$%isgoin'onhere !!! ... ----------------------------------
HEX 4-Nov-2004 9:29:25 PM	------------------------------------ " I swear to ullah, Hexy --- this thread has become a weapon of mass distraction !! --- now howabout a fresh start, oh great-one ..." Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh --- very good Hexy ...
Hardware 5-Nov-2004 9:30:51 AM	"WHO'S YOUR BAGHDADDY"
mousey 5-Nov-2004 10:56:27 AM	is that a sunrise or sunset?
IdratherbeclimbingM9 5-Nov-2004 11:28:10 AM	On 5/11/2004 Mighty Mouse wrote: >is that a sunrise or sunset? ... or the warm afterglow of a fuzzy feeling? ------------------------------ Either way the surf was flat that day! ... or is it the Melbourne skyline I see in the distance?
Robb 5-Nov-2004 11:35:18 AM	you guys can crap on like no one if ever known to exist! do you guys do any work??

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