Funny, I found the undies traverse to have the opposite effect. To quote colonel Barry Horne, USAF, "I don't think you could have driven a needle up my sphincter with a sledgehammer ".
Btw, if anyone's worried about urine, you should be paranoid about soft and sports drinks. A quick Google search indicates the pH of normal urine is 4.5 to 8, whereas sportsdrinks are about 3.5, and Coke is 2.5. Battery acid by comparison is 1.0
As far as replacing gear goes, I use a simple modification of Superstu's guide, e.g.
superstition and paranoia / Tight arseness = time till retirement
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