O.K. folks, here's the big product launch!
Introducing the new belay accessory from Hero Industries........we haven't settled on a name yet, and are keen for suggestions. A few we have been tossing about are;
-The CU2 Bitch
-The Breakfast Checka
-The Clackerscope
-Sweet Sweetback's Badass Hat
Features include;
-A hat
-Sweet pimping sweetness
-fully adjustable angle of viewing, from 45degrees forward to a closeup of your own forehead
-cool moving parts
-fully tightarse compatable
-complies with all relevant australian standards for mirror based belay hats
-gives you an arts and crafts project to occupy your evenings, you no-life loser
Optional Extras;
-A stubbie holder with crazy straw
-Shoe mounted 'Wide-angle' mirror ;)
Anyway, enough spiel, here's the pics, this thing sells itself
This is the shopping list you'll need to make your own
Can't expect a quality product like this without footing the bill........I'm expecting that everyone can come up with coathangers, thread, and ballpoint pens without having to get their wallet out
The key component, a perspex mirror, $8.25......and, one mirror is enough for 2 belay hats!
Highly technical blueprints
Cruising mode, mirrors retracted for more efficient pimping
Belay mode, mirrors deployed
The View. Camera is looking forward, hat is looking up......ooh yeah
BTW, the move to dual mirror technology has rectified the problem of image inversion which Albi pointed out
Close-up of cool wire-hinging shenanigans
The Belay Hat is not available for sale in stores, because no store is cool enough, just make one yourself
Any comments and suggestions are welcome
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