On 17/12/2009 ambyeok wrote:
>Due to the surprising interest shown by various members of our fine climbing
>community in pursuit of ownership of my poor lonely, rejected, chastised
>and ignored mini rocks I have commenced the first ever Chockstone "Impersonate
>a Chocky" Mini Rocks competition extraveganza.
>
>Yes, thats right folks, up for grabs is... postage included, delivered
>to your door, service with a smile... wait for it... not one, not one and
>half, not one and three quarters,... but two, yes you heard right, two
>fantastic almost brand new shiny mini rocks!!!!
>
>Weighing in at 10gm, boasting sizes 0.5 and 0.75, and sporting 4KN/3KN
>maybe-it-will-hold holding power (Wild Country's own website rates them
>at only 2KN on the side so who knows what they are really not capable of),
>our two fine examples of passive protection come to you direct from my
>harness where they have languished for more than one full, long and sorrowful
>year of dejected abandonment.
maybe you should try RSVP?
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