Hi, my name is Bendy.
I have a problem that is stopping me from climbing the way I want to.
You see, I'm fat.
Now I have been told that it is as simple as eating well and getting a moderate amount of exercise to cure me of my disease over a reasonable length of time.
Trouble is, I don't want to wait, I want a quick fix and I still want to able to sit down and eat pizza every night while I watch TV.
So can somebody suggest some pills, drugs, far out untested theories and wild Chinese potions backed up by hearsay and various unknown climbers testimonials, because I'm just too impatient to do it the proper way. |