Damn have a cuppa tea and rellllaxxxx Musique.....
Climbing injuries - smokers cough from belaying too hard, enlarged right thigh from kicking way too many torpes in the Pines and a sore assshole from living in dirt, not showering enough and eating way too many munchies, thus visiting the loo way too many times...
Do you think if we upped the camping fee to $2.20 we could get some nicer toilet paper in Pines loo? Or maybe one of those asian bum washers? |