Wanted.
Climbing partner for dismal, late middle aged, flaccid Gribble coming out of a long retirement to fight back the years on some rock around Melbourne (Youies, Black Hill, Ben Cairn etc).
Must be able to lead, second and sack-haul possibly all on the same pitch.
Drinkers, drifters and those with access to unlimited stockpiles of Voltaren will be highly regarded.
RIght, Who’s first ??
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