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Blue Ruin 1: Two Amigos 1 3-May-2011 At 6:01:12 PM Aaron_M

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On 3/05/2011 f_ladou wrote:
>What a crap trip report. I don't know where to start.
>
>Alex: your helmet is too small - you look like a smurf.
>
>Dominik: gesagt, getan? isn't this what you said before getting
>your ass badly kicked on the original pitch 2?.
>
>Half-rope: about time you guys use your own.
>
>Dog: should have kicked it off the ledge, but nooo... too gutless.
>
>Pitch 2: That pitch was MINE, you should have skipped it.
>
>Abseil: Couldn't find Mirrorball abseil? How many times have we
>been there together? Gee...
>
>Grose valley picture: pathetic, mine are better.
>
>Mathematical connection: anyone and his (roaming) dog knows that
>this is it:
>
>which simply connects the Ricci curvature (route) to the stress-energy
>tensor (climber). Simple tensor algebra lead to the obvious result: you
>guys suck.
>
>See you tonight at the gym?
>
>Cheers,
>
>François

After an hour of crying I've found the strength to answer this insulting reply:

>Alex: your helmet is too small - you look like a smurf.
True (hehehe)

>Half-rope: about time you guys use your own.
True (again) ...we used two normal ropes and to clip these two ropes after 40 some meters is way harder than the climbing itself :-(

>Pitch 2: That pitch was MINE, you should have skipped it.
Bad luck, buddy. Then better skip La belle France next time and stay in Oz!

>Abseil: Couldn't find Mirrorball abseil? How many times have we
>been there together? Gee...
None, never done the last pitch of Mirrorball before...only on that very day (amazing pitch, I have to say!)

>Grose valley picture: pathetic, mine are better.
Ohh, I thought it's the Megalong valley?! But honestly, again your fault. Not only did you reject to give us your half ropes (ok, we didn't ask...), you also refused to let us know, where your camera is (but we found your Scotch this time!)

Well Alex, I think I had it with this guy. May he be well and happy without the guy's, who suck and may he find someone else to climb with. I'm pretty comfortable with the TWO amigos!

Anyway, François, see you in the gym tonight!