This community needs a hero. A hardman who will stand up to the gym rats, boulderers and filthily sports climbers who desecrate our crags at every opportunity. A hero for those of us who do little more than sit at our desks dreaming of what we would do if we saw this kind of thing going on in front of us... and we had some friends to back us up if the offending party told us to go away... and we knew kung-fu.
After reading his article in Crux #3 I'm pretty sure that hardman is Mitch Warren. I've asked around and I've managed to cobble together a rough description; just so we can all thank the man after he's kicked some ass around Stapleton: