Since it's named for "Sport Bunnies" - why not something like this:
Go to your local gym, preferably one with lead facilities. Climb to the top 20 times.
Each time you get to the top, set up an anchor, haul a rope up behind you & abseil back down.
Then wrap the rope around your shoulders and walk home in the dark.
I reckon that would sort at least the numptiest of numpties out... |