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new nowra guide badly produced 27-May-2011 At 7:32:53 AM daave

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On 26/05/2011 crazyjohn wrote:
>I totally agree. That is why I will be producing my own guide book while
>visiting Nowra. I will do a bit of name changing as well. Murdoch the horse
>f---er is much too tame. How About Horse f---er the Murdoch Raper? And
>I can do some creative new link ups... I bet I could triple the routes
>by climbing horizontally. Who doesnt like traverses? I can almost smell
>the $$$ And for photos Ill just put full on XXX porno shots inside. Or
>just glue some hand drawn topos inside of an issue of "all-anal volume
>IV"? This would be totally family oriented when mommy can explain the names
>of the route to junior with the help of the included visuals. Yeah! What
>a crap guide book! Porn is the future of climbing. They had it right in
>the 80's.

CJ, Where can I buy one of these new porn-infused guide books?