I wish I wasn't an atheist, but seriously, have you read some of that gobledegook that's in the Bible? Come on, you can't really expect a reasonable person to believe that rubbish!!!
When somebody comes up with at least a reasonably credible religious story, I might decide that it's easier to believe in than my own sadly limited mortality.
In the meantime, this is a very funny thread, I can't believe I actually enjoyed reading some of ODH's posts for the first time ever. |