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Friday Funnies 4-Feb-2011 At 7:22:14 AM daave

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A shirtless, beanied boulder and a bearded, scraggly aid climber in NZ, were walking along the access trail to a crag. With the weather perfect for any form of climbing, the pair stumbled across a sheep with its head stuck firmly in a wire fence.

Now, the quick thinking boulder thought to himself “Holy moly, Christmas has come early this year” and proceeded to take advantage of the sheep as his focus on bouldering had left him without the fitness to actually catch a sheep for himself.

As the baahing came to an end, the boulder zipped up his jeans, turned to the aid climber and asked, “I’m finished with it mate, sure you don’t want to get yourself some of that?”

The aid climber, looking excited, nodded, knelt down and stuck his head through the wire fence...