Oh No, not you again!
Don't you realise the entire outdoor scene was started with people with beards
Chris Bonington, Doug Scott, Don Whillans, guess what they all had - yep, BEARDS!
If you want to make more money than Simeys cafe at Easter, open a Brazilian waxing salon next to Golden Streak. Sit out the front with a blue singlet and some hand shears, show off your tatts and they'll come from miles around.
You Poms just lost at cricket again, and your wickie's got a ........oh wait a minute, ..... a BEARD!
(Southern Bloody Jesse!) |