Best amenities...hmmmm.
This one got me thinking. First of all I thought of Frog, pretty alright toilets only a short walk from the crag. Then I remembered the hill you must negotiate to get out of the crag. Many people, if times were desperate, wouldn't make this crux, rendering the quality of said toilet useless...
Hmmm, which crag..?
But then I realised that the crag with the best amenities most definitely has to go to Centennial Glen! When climbing there, never will you have to do the desperate waddle, as there are so many perfect spots just meters from the track, Never will you have to worry about any unwelcomed guests hiding under the toilet seat and never will you ever have to bring toilet paper to the crag again, for the kind people before you have selflessly left some hanging on the low down bush especially for you to use!
I'd suggest, once we've decided on a winner, the inaugural Chockstone Amenities Christening..We can have an awesome lunch together - 2 menu choices, All Bran or Prunes. it'll be a blast!
However, I wont be attending, I'm a nervous pooer. But if someone would kindly set up a webcam, I'll gladly take part in the festivities from home!
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