Todger. Now there's a word you don't hear every day. I had no idea what a todger was so one of my English mates, Phil, dutifully took me aside and explained that a todger's a sprog, a kid. So when I asked one of our other English mates how his todger was, Phil fell of his chair laughing. Kevin just looked at me blankly, and said "Er, it's fine, thank you" and went back to his beer. |