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Bindiis at Dec Crag, Arapiles 13-Jan-2010 At 6:04:02 PM J.C.

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On 11/01/2010 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>The instructions say to just put the flame on the weed for a couple of
>seconds, but where's the fun in that. I was thinking of mixing some petrol
>and vasoline together, squirting that everywhere then bring out the flame
>thrower

The government approved method for destroying the weeds;
-carefully mix diesel & fertiliser, put the mix in a 1" diameter internally (female) threaded metal pipe with 1 end welded over.
-make a nice big goey bundle of the of the abovementioned vaseline & petrol (or petrol with styrofoam works just as well) and stick the pipe into the middle.
-carefully place this entire bundle into a medium sized drum of steel ball bearings. you can mix various things into the bearings to maked them more effective weed killers- straight up black powder is nice for a bit of oomph, magnesium is a great conversation starter, or if you have some spare airtight drums around then white phosphorus might be fun for a giggle. alternatively you can add colour to the show with copper shavings etc.
-place the package on the ground, or in a hole very near to it. being sure to wear safety goggles & gloves, take a long bolt and begine to screw it into the pipe with much gusto until desired weed destruction effects are achieved.