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OT: Moorabal/Lal Lal wind farm 6-Jul-2009 At 12:13:04 PM TonyB

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Alarmist climber: There's a new crag that's so dangerous, it's going to kill us all !!!!!!!!!!

Realist climber: Where is it ?

Alarmist: I've no idea.

Realist: Is it roughly 7, 11, 30 or 60 minutes away ?

Alarmist: I've no idea.

Realist: What's the evidence that it's so dangerous ?

Alarmist: There is no evidence.

Realist: How high is the crag ?

Alarmist: 0.6 metres

Realist: This is a scam.

Alarmist: The politicians know better than we do and they would never lie to us. We've asked the government to tax us, so they can fix it, although we have no idea how the money will be spent. They will also put a cap on how many times we can climb. Can I belay you ?

Realist: No, don't bother. I think I saw some men in white coats looking for you.