General Climbing Discussion

Topic	Date	User
Friday Funnies	1-May-2009 At 5:18:52 PM	Capt_mulch
Message
You've been in Canberra too long Evan :-) Can't make it Saturday though something quick on Sunday is a possibility. OK, penance for being totally off topic. A sports climber has been having a totally off day. He can't pull anything, feels weak, blows every crux. He's taken his long suffering wife along to belay, but she grew stronger as he grew weaker, and in the end she cruised a few problems that totally wasted him. After the last climb, he stormed back to the camp. When the wife got back, the husband had rigged his rope in a tree and was about to hang himself. The wife laughed out loud at how stupid he looked. "Don't you laugh" said the sports climber, "you're next!"

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