Chockstone Forum

      Sponsored By
      ROCK
   HARDWARE

Chockstone Photography

Australian Landscape Prints

Chockstone Forum - General Discussion

General Climbing Discussion

Topic Date User

Dumbest comments directed at you while leading 23-Apr-2009 At 11:03:26 AM drdeviousii

Message

>"So your probably wondering what this mattress strapped to my back is
>for? Well its actually a GAY SEX PAD (in capitals for extra value).. You
>will commonly see it strapped to the back of semi naked, muscular men,
>who hang around dark spots like caves...
>
>If your still reading this and I havent sped ahead of you as you struggle
>on this path, im just f*cking with ya. Its called a bouldering mat, and
>protects my ankles, back and butt from my enemy called Gravity when I fall
>off ROCKCLIMBING. Yes, it is really hard and you cant do it. Thanks for
>reading!"

fk man! Boulderers are normally pretty dumb but if you had all those big words & sentences on the back of your pad then you will look so much smarter. DO IT!!!