If I could try and answer this, although I'm sure Simey has far more experience in snogging bloks than I do, I think the problem lies in Slobadick's prefered use of guide books.
As most potential Chockstone snoggers are only interested in the guide book ticks of their potential snoggee, wouldn't want to wast a good snogg on some over excited gym bunny. Sloberdick has a habit of wiping his arse on his guides, thus not allowing potential snoggers the means to be be able to gauge whether he is worthy of a good tonguing.
But due to his fixation with a clean anus, maybe potential rimmers would be more accommodated? |