(a bit risque but in no way meant to offend)
Man in a bar,
Looks to his left and double takes, the guy across form him looks like Hitler.
He drinks some more but curiosity gets the better of him.
He walks up to the guy and says, "mate you look just like Hitler" the man replies, "I am" the other guy says "I thought you were dead?"
Hitler says "I very much alive and planning WW3" the guy goes on ask "what's the plan this time"
Hitler says "I'm going to exterminate all clowns and The Jews" The drinker says "What did the clowns do?"
Hitler looks up at him and says "you've proven my point, no gives a carp about the Jews"
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