I heard that MrsM10iswhereitsat and Derek her M10 love were at the Royal Easter Show. They walked past a prize bull that had its "coupling" stats for the year up on an information board. "Look at this Derek", said MrsM10iswhereitsat "this bull has had sex 452 times this year", looking at Derek with an encouraging gleam in her eye. "Yaaaars", said Derek "but I bet he hasn't been rooting the same old cow".
And then the fight started... |