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Friday Funnies 27-Jun-2008 At 12:52:12 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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No Mr earwig, I have never wondered that.

Yoohoo all. It is Friday again, and aren’t we all lucky to see another one.
Reading this weeks posts I have to agree with Derek my M10 love, that sometimes a little lightening up is a good thing, and he has given me another funny to post to help things along. Trust him to combine drinking and religious jokes! He says the only poster who may not benefit from his finding jokes efforts this week, is Mr n00bpwn3r, who he reckons is probably a kiwi , and so this would be entirely understandable.

Drinking with Jesus.

A Kiwi, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man.
The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before, when suddenly the Irishman cried out "My God, I know who that man is. It's Jesus!"
The others looked again and, sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at a table.

The Irishman calls out, "Hey! You!!! Are you Jesus?"

The man looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head. "Yes, I am Jesus" he says.

The Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him "I'd like you to give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me." So the bartender pours Jesus a Guinness and takes it over to his table.
Jesus looks over, raises his glass, smiles thank you and drinks.

The Englishman then calls out, "Errr, excuse me Sir but would you be Jesus?"

Jesus smiles and says, "Yes, I am Jesus."

The Englishman beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a Pint of Newcastle Brown Ale for Jesus. This the bartender duly does.

As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the men.

Then the Kiwi calls out, "Oi, you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus, or what?"
Jesus nods and says, "Yes, I am Jesus."

The Kiwi is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over Pot of
Lion Beer for Jesus, this he accepts with pleasure.

Some time later, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and approaches the three men.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement. "Oh God, the arthritis is gone," he says. "The arthritis I've had for years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the hand of the Englishman, thanking him for the Newcastle Brown Ale. Upon letting go, the Englishman's eyes widen in shock. "By Jove", he exclaims, "The migraine I've had for over 40 years is completely gone. It’s a Miracle!"

Jesus then approaches the Kiwi, who has a terrified look on his face.

The Kiwi whispers. "Bugger off mate, I'm on Workers Comp."!