Chockstone Forum

      Sponsored By
      ROCK
   HARDWARE

Chockstone Photography

Australian Landscape Prints

Chockstone Forum - General Discussion

General Climbing Discussion

Topic Date User

Friday Funnies 30-May-2005 At 8:34:05 PM Tav

Message

On 8/04/2005 sabu wrote:
>an email i got called "Always Concentrate"
>
>WIFE: >What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? > >
>HUSBAND: >Definitely not! > >
>WIFE: >Why not - don't you like being married? > >
>HUSBAND: >Of course I do. > >
>WIFE: >Then why wouldn't you remarry? > >
>HUSBAND: >Okay, I'd get married again. > >
>WIFE: >You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). > >
>HUSBAND: >(makes audible groan). > >
>WIFE: >Would you live in our house? > >
>HUSBAND:Sure, it's a great house. > >
>WIFE: >Would you sleep with her in our bed? > >
>HUSBAND: >Where else would we sleep? > >
>WIFE: >Would you let her drive my car? > >
>HUSBAND: >Probably, it is almost new. > >
>WIFE: >Would you replace my pictures with hers? > >
>HUSBAND: >That would seem like the proper thing to do. > >
>WIFE: >Would she use my golf clubs? > >
>HUSBAND: >No, she's left-handed. > >
>WIFE: >- - - silence - - > >
>HUSBAND: >F*ck
>

Yeah sabu, I know I'm good. ; )