Obviously Katie hasn't replied to your (very generous I might add) offer. Don't worry, with the time difference between here and the US she probably hasn't seen your post yet.
PS I agree, when women are good they're good. But when they're bad, they're very, very, bad. Here's a very brief introduction to my ethos (I don't have much time, my girlfriend could come back in to the room any minute). These are random musings. I have volumes of this, pages and pages of observations of the feline species, hidden away, if she ever found it I would be dead - this information needs to be passed on if you ever want to read it.
Remember, in the early days of a relationship, as soon as they think they have you, that's when you're gone. Play it cool, keep the upper hand, hot and cold. NEVER, ever show any weakness or give clingy signs or you will be destroyed. Start off cold and then move to warm - the transition from negative to positive vibes is always the best and most appreciated - as opposed to going the other way. Show a healthy but harmless interest in her friends when they're around, talk to them, sometimes at her expense. Every now and again throw in a subtle negative comment, a "neg", such as pointing out that there's something in her teeth, or her hair smells funny, but later on you complement her. Always let her know you have options - you have a busy life, lots of friends.
I have drawn heavily from "The Game"(1), read it.
(1) Footnote. Strauss, Neil. 2005. The Game - Penetrating the secret society of the pickup artists. http://www.popmatters.com/books/reviews/g/game-penetrating-2005.shtml
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