You could have told them that grit was stupid and only climbed by tossers, so your long term plan to 'save' the gritstone would be to employ mining explosives to remove all the offending gritstone so all weather outdoor climbing walls could be installed with a textured finish that is superior to grit, with fixed hangers for pro, and quality routes set regularly by celebrity pro climbers.
Or tell 'em that Gaia is a load of Shit, And you felt this so strongly that when you are over there next, you might decide to liberally coat the whole route in mortar mixed with cat poo and processed ham. |