Well I’ve landed in the U.K and have been having a splendid time watching soccer in the pubs of York. The boulders at Brimham rocks have shown me the brilliant quality that this country has to offer.
However there is one problem that might hinder my plans between Font and Berlin.
My climbing partner back in Melbourne cant seem to be able to send me an email with the address of a climber from France.
He has already sent me a few emails, but they are all blank. Nothing but a titled email with no actual message. Zilch.
This could be either a technical problem, or (more likely) a malicious prank.
So, it is my duty to prank the prankster by asking you, the climbing community, to hassle, badge and torment this particular climber online until the address is given.
His name is T Wardley, no wait, too obvious. Lets say Tristan W. I believe his chockstoner name is ‘hows it hanging’ He climbs at Arapiles and the lactic factory. He drives a white panel van with a mountain design sticker on the back. I also have it on a very reliable source that he doesn’t like puppies or children. Please, all I need is an email address. Why hold out on this poor climber who only wants to cash in on free accommodation, cheese and wine (French).
So smelly pants TW, will you send me the address?
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