You want rid of the goats??
Just invite the cragX crowd, they are already taking about a goat "tick List" such as thecrag.com
bangthebilly.com
The ticks could include
billy, nanny, onsight, after chase, aid (with velcro,) dog(use your imagination,) deceased.....
uh oh Ive gone to far (poor goat)
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