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A short story 15-Nov-2005 At 3:43:22 PM PN

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Hey man this is called "A short story" not "A shit story"

On 26/10/2005 DJ Biggs wrote:
>True story
>Its a sunday night, about 11:30, the phone rings. "hello this is Conastable
>X is this Mr Biggs?"
>"Um yes"
>"And you're a key holder of Nightclub X"
>'um yes"
>"well we have a unit attending the scene right now are you able to attend?
> Sorry can I put you on hold"
>What the hell? How did they get my number? Why did they call me and put
>me on hold, are the police playing crazy mind games? Why haven't they
>called the owner instead of just a parttime bartender.
>"hello, stil there?
>"Yep, have you called the owner can't quite see why you would need me
>at the moment?"
>"Oh right do you have his number?"
>So what happened, seeing windows half ajar an enterprising individual
>thought it would be a good idea to edge 20m or so around a small ledge
>going around the building from a walk way three stories up to the nightclubs
>windows, once having reached the windows and finding them locked tried
>to kick them open and in the process knocked himself off the ledge.
>He managed to grab a venetian blind on the way down which was handed back
>with a bit of blood on it.
>In the end an abulance picked him up and I think he only broke a few bones.
>Thats a definite nomination for a darwin award, just wish I new how the
>police got my mobile number.
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