Okay so it's a coffee-table book, right? So can I still enter if I don't have a coffee table to put it on? I hope there won't be discrimination against non-coffee-table-owning-people - I may not necessarily 'deserve' to win, bit I do deserve to have to same rights as coffee-table-owning-people.
However I can guarantee that it will be in close proximity to coffee (and possibly receive a few coffee stains too) as I drool over the awesome photos, whilst supping espresso, and planning my next big climbing trip. |