Yaeh ye be marooned in that sport desert island named after some dead queen from another land! Nout worse than a offwidth!
I sugest ye hoist yer main sail and set sail for the New Welsh Land, before a scurvy ridden bucket of gray bearded, hex weilding, crack jamming pirates from mexico board you and force you to walk the trad plank and turn your girl into a belay whore!
*you may catch bird flu down there to! |