Chockstone Forum

      Sponsored By
      ROCK
   HARDWARE

Chockstone Photography

Australian Landscape Prints

Chockstone Forum - General Discussion

General Climbing Discussion

Poll Option

Votes

Graph

Climbing with partner has +ly affected my climbing

28%

" " -ly affected my climbing

'' '' -ly affected my climbing but it's worth it

My partner and I chose to climb apart

" " have a balance of climbing together and apart

13%

My partner doesn't climb

19%

No body loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll..

24%

Topic Date User

Sexually transmitted climbing performance 3-Oct-2005 At 11:26:33 PM kerroxapithecus

Message

On 2/10/2005 DaCrux wrote:

>Hmmm… but if my theory is correct, do guys who climb hard have flat-chested
>partners?… and are those who climb über hard and can get up overhung routes
>with slopers…. gay? :)))))

Very clever. Took me a long time to work all that out especially the last bit - seeing I'm still learning the lingo. I'd imagine climbing with massive boobs would be difficult especially any cross-over moves. Most women climbers I've seen aren't that big but I reckon guys who climb hard probably don't even notice what size their partner's chest is because they're too busy admiring their own man boobs to notice. hahaha....ever heard of the manzier....designed and made by Cosmo Kramer???? You dude's will be needing one when you're old and saggy hey!!!! I'd say a lot of them would have bigger 'jugs' than their partner's. Quite personally I'd rather be groping jugs on a climb than on my man....otherwise would I be a lesbian?