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Havachatwithhexy... 4-Aug-2005 At 6:48:15 AM jmgh
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Well I for one don't want to see the hexs' creation wither away, so i Ilifted this from ukc, i laughed my ass off. It's sort of in keeping with recent(ish) posts, anyone fancy outlining the Aussie position?

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert
from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in
France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag
factory - effectively crippling their military.

The Italians have increased their alert level from "shouting
excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain,
"ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans have also increased their alert state from "disdainful
arrogance" to "full dress-uniform and marching songs". They have two
higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone
from "isolationism" to "find somewhere ripe for regime change". Their
remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and "ask the
British for help".

Finally here in GB we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to
"make another cup of tea". Our higher levels are "chin-up and remain
cheerful" and "win"

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